i thought of nothing here for this it's just gonna come to me.
Toya was walking around with shit coming out of his mouth asking for foster parents because he fucking needs parents.
Akito walked up to him covered in shit, honey, and piss saying that's he's coming with him then Tsukasa and Rui came down to fucking Earth singing King (you know weird shit is gonna happen when i bring up their names)
Tsukasa: "Toya. You no go Akito you gay mf."
Toya: "Will you foster parent."
Rui: "Shit."
Akito: "I just pissed myself for the 2856273726488234th time."
The four of them began to go into the Shit and Piss SEKAI to get KAITO to join them in their journey.
KAITO: "Hi."
Tsukasa: "Ifuudoudou."
They all started singing then Akito and Toya spawned a bed and started breaking it in half. Rui and Tsukasa started screaming Rush E and T-posed to the sky and started doing the same thing.
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Fanfictionplease help. anyway it's just gonna be amazing senecios i came up with in the shower or school. like only one part in this entire thing is real angst. I'm gonna make a separate one with the real deal ya know?
