~ 500+ Reads Special ~ + Some news

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:]  This is unfortunately not the speed paint. I've decided it'll take too long and so if anything you guys will have to wait till at least 1k (if I ever get there) for a speedpaint of any sorts. BUT I did remember I had like 78 saved incorrect quotes. A lot, but I'm slightly obsessed.

So, instead, I present to you, your 500 reads special:

Incorrect Quotes with Rainsong and the Crew!

Rainsong: Time for plan G.

Whitestorm: Don't you mean plan B?

Rainsong: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Firepaw: What about plan D?

Rainsong: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Graypaw: What about plan E?

Rainsong: I'm hoping not to use it. Firepaw dies in plan E.

Dustpaw: I like plan E.


Graystripe: *dies*

Rainsong: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!

Sandstorm: Nonsense. One month.

Whitestorm: Nah, half a month.

Fireheart, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GRAYSTRIPE JUST DIED!

Dustpelt, scratching chin in thought: One week.


Rainsong: What should I do?

Whitestorm: *holds out paw* May I suggest dinner with a friend?

Rainsong: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.


Rainsong: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way.  (This was too ironic, I had to include it)


Graystripe: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Fireheart: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Dustpelt: A realist sees a hungry fox.

Rainsong: The hungry fox sees three mouse-brained meals just standing there.


Rainsong: I owe you one.

Whitestorm: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.


Fireheart: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Dustpelt: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Sandstorm: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Graystripe: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Rainsong: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!


Lionheart: I lost Rainsong.

Whitestorm: How did you LOSE Rainsong?!

Lionheart: To be fair, she is very small.


Some Rando ShadowClan Cat: How many children do you have?

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