(Hyunjin✔️ x Sanussy)
Hyunjin was in the living room watching a live furry convention while San was in the kitchen making popcorn for them both since they both liked furrys. Hyunjin loved how furrys could walk on all fours, bark, shit on the floor, piss themselves, etc without being judged, it was a carefree lifestyle that inspired him. While San was making popcorn he was listening to Hype Boy by New Jeans "CAUSE IIII KNOW WHAT U LIKE BOY UR MYYYY CHEMICAL HYPE BOY" San sang beautifully but what he didn't notice is that the popcorn was burning.
"TAKE HIM TO THE SKYYYYY YK I HYPE U BOY" San sang but then he smelled the burnt popcorn and started to get worried, running around the kitchen looking for a towel. When he finally found paper towel he tried to put out the fire but accidentally set the paper on fire too causing him to almost catch on fire so he dropped the paper on the wooden floor causing the floor start to catch on fire quickly. He got on the sink and watched as the fire consumed the whole kitchen while 2 baddies by NCT 127 was playing. "2 BADDIES 2 BADDIES 1 PORCHE" the Alexa seemed to yell. Suddenly he had only one thought "MY FUCKING PORCHE OMG ITS GONNA CATCH ON FIRE AND EXPLODE"
Meanwhile with Hyunjin he smelled something weird but just assumed it was Sans ass cooking (none of the couple in this book know how to cook and they all have a porche bc that like the only brand of car ik ANYWAYS) So he wasn't bothered, but 3 mins later he heard San yelling and assumed he accidentally burned his hand bc yk he's ass at cooking. So Hyunjin called Mc Donald's "Yeah can I get uhh uuh SAN SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP IM TRYING TO ORDER ugh anyways can I get 2 big macs with basket of fries... Yes.. I SAID YES... ok anyways I'll get 2 orders of spri- hold on... SAN I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL ACTUALLY BEAT YOU THE FUCK UP IF YOU DO NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO ORDER FOOD SINCE YOUR DUMBASS CANT COOK YOU HEAR ME I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I SWEAR IM GOING TO HELL BECAUSE YOU MY GOD.... ahem anyways I'll get ONE order of Sprite now since San actin up.. IKR KIDS ARE SO ANNOYING YOU HEAR ME SAN...ugh anyways yeah... $127? Alr u have a good night k? Yea alr bye" Hyunjin ended the call
But by the time he was done he saw fire on the couch "HOLY FUCK SHIT OMG NO STOP SAN WHAT THE HELL OMG IM GONNA FUCKING MURDER YOU WHAT THE FUCK OUR INSURANCE DONT COVER THISSSSSS HOLY SHIT OMG ITS ON MY LAPTOP SAN HELP ITS GONNA EXPLODE BRUH HELP ME ARE YOU FUCKING DEAD?? WE DONT HAVE LIFE INSURANCE WAKE TF UP OMG" Hyunjin was gonna call 911 but he phone fucking exploded. "AH SHIT WTFFFF *intense cussing ahead so uh watch out* FUCK OMG SAN U STUPID HOE ASS DUMBASS BITCH OMG IM THROWING U OUR MY APARTMENT BITCH YOU FUCKING HEAR ME HOE UR NOT SLEEPING ON THE COUCH NOT ON THE FLOOR ON THE FUCKING STREETS BITCH I HOPE U LIKE THE TASTE OF THE FUCKING ROAD BITCH I FUCKING HATE U WE FINNA DIE BECAUSE U CANT COOK ISTG IM GONNA FUCKING MURDER U SAN FUCK SHIT" Hyunjin uh yelled ig
By the time Hyunjin was finished the fire department came and put out the fire. Turns out they had insured on everything and San didn't die. "You're still sleeping on the streets tonight you know that right?" Hyunjin said to San who could barley talk "Y-y-yes".
