trying my hand at incorrect quotes

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Police: what are your names?
Setsuna: don't tell him Kotu.
Police, writing this down: Kotu...
Kotu: ugh great job Setsuna! now he's gonna know who stole all the anime merch from the factory at 6:32pm on October 9 2022!
Police:
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Sumire: why don't you ever text me back when i text you?
Keke, scrolling through her phone: sorry i don't have a phone
Sumire:
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Ayumu: why did you get rid of the teddy bear?
Kasumi: because no one is cuter then me :)
Ayumu:
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Honoka: *changes iPod name to "titanic."
IPod: Titanic is syncing.
Honoka, pressing cancel; I feel like a hero.
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Hanamaru: Stop saying "I wish I could" and say "I will."!
Yoshiko: I will fly.
Hanamaru: Wait-
Yoshiko, pointing a branch at herself:
WINGARDIUM-
Hanamaru: YOSHIKO STOP.
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Eli: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Maki: *turning to Nico* How tall are you?
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Rina, while gaming: I think I'll go to bed early today.
Rina:
Rina: Is that the sun?
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Teacher: Let's begin the exam, don't worry. It's not
hard at all!
Exam; You walk into the kitchen with no legs and see
your dead cousin boiling fruit loops. She is single but has
a husband. How old is the neighbours dog?
Kotu, standing up in her seat: I OBJECT!
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