incorrect quotes cuz im bored as hell

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Natsumi, stuck on a ladder: Shiki... I'm scared.
Shiki: Just fall back. Do you trust me?
Natsumi: Yeah!
Natsumi: *lets go of the ladder and falls onto the floor.*
Shiki, turning to the camera: Rule #l:
Never trust anybody.
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Nozomi, texting: First one to reply so gau.
Nozomi, texting: Gay*
Nozomi: Wait a minute-
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Ren: Keke and Sumire are so cute together. I'd put
them on a boat.
Chisato: What?
Ren: That's what you say right?
Kanon: I think she means that she ships them.
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Nico: Hello, I'm here for my job interview.
Manager: Oh. Sorry, we only accept people who are
18 and older.
Nico: I'm 19.
Manager: Oh sorry, you looked like a 12 year old.
Shall we get started?
Nico:
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Rin: Okay, do you remember the plan on what to
do if I get shot?
Honoka: Yeah! When you get shot, and you are falling
down, I am to sing "MMM WHATCHA SAY" no matter
the circumstances.
Rin, nodding: Good.
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Kotu: Setsuna... I'm scared that you might be taking this
a little too seriously. Can we calm down?
Setsuna, surrounded by bags of flour and other
various ingredients, mixing furiously: Well, if
Kanata thinks her gluten-free, peanut-free cookies will
be the most popular at the bake sale tomorrow she is
WRONG!
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Kotu: Why hello there.
Ayumu:
Ai:
Setsuna:
Rina:
Kotu: Now you may be wondering why I am taped
to the ceiling.
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