Hissy's plan for draco to shut up

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Draco pov :

My dad just bought me a snake last week. I've been talking to him ever since because I have no one to talk to.

I've decided to name him Hissy since he hisses very often, like every two minuts. I've been wanting to know what he's saying tho... I'll ask Pottah tomorrow.

Hissy pov :

Master's soo obsesed with that Harrriet girl. God save me, I don't want to listen to him talk about her anymore!!!

Maybe I can help him to be with her so that he can finally shut up. Heard that she can speak parceltoungh.

The next morning...

Harriet pov :

Finally peace! Wait, oh no. Someone, or should I say Malfoy, is coming. Can't I have at least one minut of silence!?

" Um, Pottah? " he says " My father bought me a pet snake and he's hissing very often soo... I was wondering if you could tell me what he's saying...? "

I look at the snake. " Mater's falling for you." He says and I giggled.

" Um, he sais hello. " I say not very convinced.

Hissy pov :

Ugh, my plan did not work!!!! At least she'll know that master's in love with her... I like that Hariet girl, she can even understand parceltoungh. But master will still NOT shut up about her!!! Wait, why am I even calling him master again ?


Ty for reading this little chapter, it's inspired by a 'meme' ? Anyways, you can read my other stories as well, just go and check my profile.

Word count : 252

- Emma 

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