Eat drugs, drink alcohol, kill your family, pass tf out, idc anymore 😭😭😭
Why the fuck do we need a fucking group chat Milluki you focking disappointment
Illumi has added Y/n to the chat
Y/n
Wtf is with the chat name
Killua
I named it
Y/n
Ah okay
Y/n
Why is the last f*cking spelt like that??
Killua
There's children here
Y/n
You are the child-
Silva
Is this Killua's so called wife
Killua
Absolutely not
Y/n
Yeah, the marriage hasn't happened yet
Killua
We aren't
Y/n
I think we might need marriage counseling
Killua
I hate you
Y/n
We definitely need marriage counseling
Killua
No we don't
Killua
We're not even married
Y/n
Yes, I'll get Chicken-tender to officiate our wedding
Killua
Thought his name was Churro?
Y/n
Chronicles goes by many names
Illumi
I'm working on finding and killing them
Killua
Wait no-
Y/n
Oo yay. Can we play knife monopoly???
Illumi
No
Y/n
But friends play games with each other 😭😭
Illumi
We aren't friends
Y/n
I personally disagree
Y/n
Anygays, Killua, should I add Chlorine to the chat
Killua
Absolutely not! I don't need him to flirt with my dad!
Silva
What
Y/n
Yes? Okay :)
Y/n has added Chloride to the chat
Illumi
Seriously
Y/n
The correct response is "Yay! New friend! :D"
Illumi
Kys
Y/n
Suicide is illegal
Chloride has changed their name to Chrollo
Y/n
That's not even close to your name, Crow low
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