The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch

25: How to break a giraffe out of prison

Eat food, drink water, and ...I forgot my lines-

CUT

Eat drugs-

CUT

Go Eat, drink, and never get sleep-

CUT! SAY THE RIGHT LINES YOU IMBECILE!

Fine. Buzzkill much.

Thank you.

Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today or I'll kill Ging

OH C'MON!!

Sorry about that... a bit of a technical issue...

Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today or I won't kill Ging

There we go! The author was trying to procrastinate again. Don't worry though, we've ..dealt with them :D

Now, onto the story

It was a peaceful morning in-

"WAKE UP! IT'S CRIME TIME!"

Nevermind...

"None of us were asleep anyways." Machi informed. Good. Wouldn't want to wake Feitan up or anything.

"Amazing. Now it's Christmas! We want to rob places!"

"We know. You haven't shut up about it for the past four days." Shalnark groaned.

"Because we want to rob! Person who robs the most places wins! Bye!" Killua yelled, kidnapping me yet again.

"...They don't even have coats on..."

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"So where are we going first?"

"Candy shops. We need to make sure nobody else can have candy."

Candy shops robbed: sixteen out of eighteen. Cheering got two of them. He know our plans.

...I really hope he doesn't know our plans. We've been working on the giant glitter bombs for days.

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"...We should've gotten coats." I said.

"There's the soup store. We can get a coat there." Killua replied.

"...Killua-"

"We can get a coat there."

"Killua it's a soup store. They only sell weapons."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"We're definitely going to throw soup cans at the troupe whenever we see them." I stated.