(Tw: I hate this chapter, it's sucks. Please don't read it. It's not funny at all.)
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Shalnark regrets many things in his life. Specifically anything to do with the two demons.
...and insulting Feitan's height. He regrets that the most.
But that's not the point. The point is:
"Why the actual fuck are you two here?" Shalnark question.
"Haha... where'd you get that knife?" I asked.
"Why. Are. You. Here."
"...To participate in the Hunter exam." Killua informed.
Stop walking towards us. I have soup and I'm not afraid to use it. Get away. The power of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches compels you.
"I hate both of you."
"We are aware."
"Guys, quiet down. People starting rumors about us." I said. We need drama.
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"What the fuck is wrong with that guy?"
"Yeah, did he seriously threaten those children?"
"Did the children do something to him?"
"They're literally kids. What would they have done?"
Ageist much.
"I think that child threatened to throw the Bean guy across the room if he didn't give them badge number 69."
"..."
"..."
"Bro, they're literally five-"
"Listen here you little bitch!" Killua shouted, tossing a can of soup at the guy. Ageist people get soup tossed at them. It's just the law.
While Killua was busy... doing things that are legal... yes, legal.
"Hey! Are you guys new around here?" A random fat guy asked. StRaNgEr DaNgEr.
"No." Shark Tank replied.
"...Ah... I didn't see you last year?..."
"Damn mans failed the exam last year then. What a loser." I stated.
"I know right. Also, Y/n, do you want some Pop-tarts?" Shark Tank offered, ignoring the guy. Like you should. Slay.
"Sure. Anywhore, want some marriage
counsel-"
"Finish that sentence and I will rip you apart piece by piece."
"-ing."
"That's it! I'll fucking fight you. Right here, right now."
"Not even gonna wait until we get into a Denny's parking lot? Fine."
...Wait, when did that guy leave?
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The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch
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