The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch

31: How to create a filler chapter because the author is lazy

A longer chapter title because apparently the one I wanted was "ToO lOnG"

31: How to create a filler chapter because the author is lazy and has no ideas for an actual chapter so they made this because A: They want to procrastinate. And B: They found some TikToks and they don't care about Copyright. This doesn't happen during the Hunter exam. Fuck the Timeline. Fuck Copyright. The only thing the author cares about is Sadpancake01 (and the other readers that aren't Sadpancake01, no favoritism or anything.)

Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today or the carrot farmer gets it 👨‍🌾🔫

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Have we mentioned that Shalnark regrets befriending those children?
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"You know how your parents are disappointed in you-" Killua said, well attempted to say.

"Actually my parents are very proud of me." Shalnark cut off.

"Correction, they would be proud of you. Y'know if they existed." I corrected.

"You fucking bitch-"

"Like I was saying. You know how your parents are disappointed in you because you 'DiDn'T tUrN oUt ThE wAy ThEy WaNtEd YoU tO'. Well that's okay! Because you don't exist to please your parents. You exist to spite god."

"...Who hurt you?" Shalnark asked.

"My parents. Multiple times. When they tortured me. Have I not mentioned this?" Killua replied.

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Incase we haven't, Shalnark regrets befriending those children
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"Bigger doesn't necessarily mean better." I stated.

"Like a twelve inch beach ball? Great. A twelve foot beach ball? Lawsuit." Killua added.

"Imagine. You're a little kid. You're on a San Francisco hill. You get bodied by a twelve foot beach ball? And you don't know how to combo break? You're gonna fucking die. You're gonna die." I said.

"Well I was gonna ask what you did today, but I think I just found out." Shalnark sighed. (Like the disappointed parent he is.)

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Like, he really regrets befriending them
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"You can't spell 'Menu' without 'Me n U' so what's up, you hungry?" Some random, unimportant, player said. Bitch I don't even know you. And my heart belongs to Illu- I mean, Killua. Haha....

"Well, I'm not necessarily hungry. But, Y/n,  you can't spell 'Nuclear mass genocide' without 'U' and 'I', if you fancy committing some war crimes together at some point maybe?" Killua asked.

"Give me a time and place. I'll be there."

"Hell yeah!"

"Goddamnit not again..."

(You can guess who said what, it's quite obvious)

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Like, really really extremely fucking regrets it.
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"Hi! If you're hearing this, this is your sign to stop drinking water! Science is lying to you. You don't need it. Drink that eighth cup of coffee at two o' clock in the morning. It'll be worth it I swear. You don't need to be healthy! Be unhealthy! That's way more fun!"