𝗟𝗠𝗞 𝗫 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧𝗦 || 𝗠 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗚𝗡

ℕ𝕖𝕫𝕙𝕒 𝕩 𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟!𝔾ℕ!ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 || 𝕚𝕕𝕜 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡 ||

A/n: No idea what im doing so imma wing it and see how it turns out + reader has teleportation powers just cuz 💪 ANYWAS ENJOY MY BELOVED READERS!!

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Type: Fluff

Platonic > Romantic

Key:

Y/n - your name

Summary: Y/n helps Nezha do his hair then give Wukong payback for pranking him the other day.

Requested by: @GKFanWriter

Nezha was currently smacking his hair with a hairbrush simply because it wouldn't cooperate with him this morning, he looked at himself in the mirror and groaned, 'first Wukong's stupid prank now this.' He complained to himself, 'Just my luck.' Nezha tried to brush his hair out again only for it to poof up in a weird mess. Nezha screeched and started punching the air out of frustration before slipping and fell towards the hard floor, "GAH-" his body hit the floor and he let out a small 'uff' sound. Nezha buried his face in his hands and let out a long groan, then suddenly he heard a soft chuckling beside him.

"Why so blue, little prince?"

Nezha's eyes widened at the sudden sight of his friend, "Y/n? How did you even get in?" He asked as he sat up. Y/n rolled their eyes, "Pfff, teleportation. Duh~" Y/n's tail flicked at their sass. Nezha suddenly felt very stupid, "Oh...right." Y/n chuckled and held out their hand to Nezha, he took his hand in theirs and Y/n pulled him up. Nezha coughed into his fist and asked, "Anyways..Y/n what are you doing here exactly?"

"Welll I just went to visit you as usual but you weren't in your room so I just walked around a bit before I saw you smacking your head with a full on hairbrush. It was kinda hilarious if you ask me." Y/n tried their best not to burst out laughing at the embarrassed look on Nezha's face. "You saw that?!" Y/n let out a few giggles before pulling out a stool, "Looked like you were having trouble so lemme help you, Princey." Nezha shook his head, "No, I do not need assistance. Thank you though, Y/n."

"You beat your head with a hairbrush, proceeded to punch the air, then fall onto the floor. I think you need assistance, Princey." Y/n stated. Nezha groaned heavily at the given nickname and at the fact Y/n was right, he let into defeat and sat on the stool, "I swear if you make it worse I will genuinely kill you." Nezha threatened. Y/n snickered, "I know you don't mean that but sure."

Y/n brushed their fingers through Nezha's hair and made sure to part it evenly, Nezha leaned slightly into Y/n's thouch and they chuckled quietly to themselves, 'god bless this poor child.' Y/n continued to play around with Nezha's hair for a bit until they decided to start styling it, Y/n style Nezha's hair in it's usual hair style but added plaits around the buns, "Done!~" Y/n chimed. Nezha took sight of himself in the mirror smiled softly as he felt a warm happiness, "Alright, I'll admit you did a pretty good job. Thank you, Y/n." He turned to Y/n, still wearing that soft smile. Y/n huffed out a laugh and pulled Nezha into a side hug, "D'awwww! Your very welcome Princey~"

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The pair sat on a hill, observing the view below them. Y/n hummed a tune as their eyes examined the scenery, that's when they got an idea, "Heya Princey." Nezha turned his head to Y/n, not bothering to complain at the nickname, "Hm?"

"Remember the prank Wukong played on you yesterday?"

Nezha grimaced at the memory, "Ugh yes, if you're gonna torment me about it I'll-"

"What if we prank him back?" Y/n smirked. A mischievous smile grew on Nezha's face, "Why Not?"

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Y/n and Nezha arrived swiftly on Flower Fruit Mountain, set up their trap, and hid in a bush while snickering quietly to themselves. Most of the monkeys on the island noticed them but payed them no mind, they themselves wanted to see all the drama that was about to go down.

About ten minutes pass and there was no sign of Wukong, that was until Nezha spotted Wukong heading towards the trap ad poked Y/n to get their attention. He pointed at Wukong and Y/n smirked to themselves, Wukong inched closer to the suspiciously random pile of leaves, "Hm..maybe it's here?" He spoke to himself. Wukong dived into the pile of leaves before falling into a deep pit, "AK- Wh-wha?" he slurred.

Y/n and Nezha poked their heads above the entrance of the hole, "Look Princey, we caught a rodent!" Y/n chimed. Nezha snicked at the fact Y/n called Wukong a rodent, "Indeed we have, Y/n."

Wukong's eyes averted from Y/n to Nezha repeatedly, "Wha- you two?!" He yells. "Mhm!~" Y/n hummed. "Oh I'm gonna-" Wukong threatened as his eyes started to glow a gold colour. Y/n took this as their time to run away, "Gogogo-" they ushered Nezha and he flew off into the sky with a trail of pink fire following behind, Y/n teleporting right after.

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The two ended up escaping to the hill they where sitting on before pranking Wukong, Nezha was hunched over holing his stomach while laughing with tears pricking at the corners of his eyes, Y/n was laying on their back while holding their stomach and laughing obnoxiously while also kicking their legs in the air. "PFF- BAHHA- HIS FACE. DID YOU SEE HIS FACE?" Y/n said between laughs. "PFFFHAHHA- Y-YEA HE WAS ALL MAD AND STUFF- HAHAHH." Nezha laughed out.

The laughing slowly died down as the two layer down beside each other, "Okay, we need to do that more often." Y/n suggested. Nezha snickered, "Well..I may or may not have put multiple traps around the island.." he said with a smirk. "Princey you sly little munchkin." Y/n giggled as they ruffled Nezha's hair.

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Back on Flower Fruit Mountain Wukong can be seen lying in a deep hole, other holes surrounding that one,

"I JUST WANTED A GODDAMN PEACH."

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A/n: sorry for the long wait on this one I keep procrastinating and forgetting tufgkbkj- I still have so many more requests but anything to keep me from studying for my math test cuz I have a burning hate red for math 🥰🥰 also sorry that this is rlly short- ANYWAYS TAKE CARE MY BELOVED READERS!!!

Published - 9 Nov. 2022

Edited - ???