The World Is Amazing! (The Amazing World Of Gumball x Male Reader)

Chapter 18 (S4)

[Jamie bursts into the cafeteria and walks to the front of the lunch line]

Jamie: [To Banana Joe] It's lunchtime. [Banana Joe offers her his money] That is not what I asked for. [Banana Joe sighs and peels his head. Jamie bites it and spits it out. She walks away] Not in the mood for banana.

Banana Joe: [Brainless, drooling] Potato please can have, duhh.

[Leslie and Tobias run and hide. Anton spits out his soda, screams, butters himself, puts cheese on his face, and lies on his tray. Jamie approaches]

Anton: [Muffled] Oh, sorry. You don't like the crusts, do you?

[He cuts the crust off himself, screaming]

Jamie: Not in the mood for sandwich. You eat it.

[She walks away and he eats himself. Alan eats soup]

Alan​​​​: Mmm, perfect. [To Carmen] Try some.

[Jamie pops up and takes Carmen's lunch]

Jamie: Move.

[She begins eating]

Carmen: [Whispering to Alan] My lunch.

Alan​​​​: Here, Carmen, you can have mine.

Jamie: Wait. Are you, sharing with her?

Alan​​​​: Of course. There's no greater happiness than sharing with your sweetheart.

Jamie: I don't get it.

Alan​​​​: Then maybe it's not just your stomach that's empty.

[Jamie grabs Alan and lets the air out of him]

Jamie: Are you saying I've got an empty head?

Alan​​​​: No! I meant your heart! Your heart!

[Jamie throws him on the table]

Jamie: What do you mean, my heart?

[Alan talks, but is muffled so Jamie picks him up]

Alan​​​​: I mean, maybe you'd feel better if you found someone to share things with.

[Jamie goes brain-dead]

Carmen: Well played, you made her think. [Grabs Alan from Jamie and walks away] That buys us some time to escape.

[On the bus, Jamie, still brain-dead, gasps]

Carmen: [To Alan] That was way more time than we needed.

Jamie: I need a sweetheart.

[The bus explodes and everyone runs away screaming, except Darwin, whom Jamie slowly turns to...and grins at]

[Cut to the Watterson household. Y/n, Gumball, and Darwin are in their room]

Gumball: Dude, what were you thinking?

Y/n: Why didn't you just run? Like literally everyone else!

Darwin: I thought you guys said I need to sweat hard, like at the gym or something.

Gumball: Well, why did you say nothing when she asked you out?

Darwin: Because when a gorilla charges you, you stay still and say nothing. I saw it on TV.

Gumball: Dude, she's not a gorilla.

Darwin: What is she, then?

Gumball: [Softly] She's your new girlfriend. [Dramatic sting as the camera closes in on Darwin. Beat] Didn't you get that? "Dun dun dun" is usually not a good sign.