him. | song mingi

THREE

ATITTIES

san
here's the thing

san
i get that we have a
week off

san
BUT WHY HAS MINGI
BEEN GONE FOR
15 WHOLE HOURS
WHAT KIND OF BEHAVIOUR
IS THIS

yeosang
I KMOW BRO GETS A
GIRLFRIEND AND
SUDDENLY THE HOMIES
DONT EXIST ANYMORE
LIKE WTF

wooyoung
no because when i tell
you yuna is that much
WORSE than mingi

seonghwa
"i miss mingi"

jongho
"where's mingi oppa"

wooyoung
"mingi just texted me and
he seems off is he okay"

jongho
"has mingi eaten today"

seonghwa
"did he find that pair of
shoes he lost"

wooyoung
"did you say anything
about me today"

jongho
LIKE HELLO WHAT ABOUT
ME ASK ME IF IM OKAY
THE DOG DOWN THE
STREET JUST DIED DO YOU
EVEN CARE ABOUT THAT
I LOVED THAT FUCKING DOG

seonghwa
ME TOO AND LIKE EXCUSE
YOU I AM YOUR FUCKING
MOTHER FIGURE WHERE TF
IS MY ATTENTION

wooyoung
i am literally tinkerbell for
yuna if i don't get her
attention i will fucking pass
away

yunho
i'm sorry none of you are
as hurt as i am they are
my two best friends and
now they're dating????

yunho
but also NOT LETTING ME
THIRD WHEEL WTF IS
WITH THAT

yunho
if musketeer 1 and 2 got
together they would let
3 hang out with them and
fight crime or whatever
they do with them like
seriously

san
and that's the thing trios
are iconic asf

yeosang
e.g. woosansang
woosanhwa

jongho
EXACTLY

hongjoong
you're all so dramatic just
be happy for them

hongjoong
it's a new relationship
things will be normal
again soon

hongjoong
also san mingi has been
gone for fifteen minutes
not hours cool tf down

san
COOL DOWN ??!?!!!!
COOL- YOU COOL
DOWN TINY MY
FEELINGS ARE EXTREMELY
HURT RN

hongjoong
i'm going to hurt a lot
more than just your
feelings if you don't
shut up

san
yes sir

mingi
what's going on

me
yeah what tf guys chill
for a sec

wooyoung
istg if you two are
together rn

me
last i checked i'm on
vacation

yunho
OMG STOP LEAVING
THE COUNTRY AND
NOT TELLING PEOPLE

me
i didn't leave the fucking
country dude

me
ALSO AT WHAT POINT IN
THE LAST SIX MONTHS
THAT WEVE BEEN
CONVERSING
REGULARLY DID I
LEAVE THE COUNTRY
AND NOT TELL YOU

yunho
you were in japan

me
I WAS THERE FOR
THREE WEEKS
BEFORE YOU TEXTED
ME I DIDNT JUST
LEAVE AND NOT TELL
AT THAT POINT IN
TIME YOU DIDNT NEED
TO KNOW WHERE TF
I WAS