TWINS

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ATITTIES

seonghwa
so how was the first week
at home with the twins

me
it was actually pretty good

mingi
yeah

mingi
i mean eunji is kinda loud
and hakkun doesn't make
much noise nor does he
make many facial expressions
so it's hard to know when
he's crying if his sister is
crying

me
but then of course he
seems to be just like me
and cries all the time so
you kind of just assume
that yes he is crying

me
i'm fact he's crying right
now

mingi
i'll get him

me
shut up you're on the
toilet who knows how
long you'll be there

me
plus i'm sitting in their
room i think i'll be quicker

wooyoung
AWW LOOK AT YOU TWO
BEING PARENTS

mingi
yeah we're pre cute

yunho
MY DREAM LITERALLY
HAS COME TRUE YOU
GUYS HAVE A BABY

yunho
i mean sure i only wanted
a girl but TWO YAY

me
so you're saying you
love hakkun less because
he's a boy ?????

yunho
NO

yunho
OF COURSE NOT WHY
WOULD YOU SAY THAT

san
ngl that's kinda what
you implied

yunho
well now i'm implying that
i'm going to stomp on you

san
NO PLEASE DONT IM
SORRY

me
DONT TOUCH SANNIE
WITH THEM CRUISE
SHIP SIZED CONCRETE
GRIPPERS YOULL
KILL HIM

yunho
i wont lie to you that was
the plan all along

me
you... you sick, sick person.
i just- i can't believe i've been
living with a potential murderer
as a brother, i just- i don't
know if i can take this kind of
news... i think i'm going to
need a minute... i'm sorry.

yunho
wait, yuna... that's- *sighs*
that's not what i meant...
what i meant was... *fighting
back tears with my actual
fists* what i mean to say is...

yunho
LETS PUMP IT UP DI
DA DUMDI DUMDI DI DA
DUM DA DA DA DI DA

jongho
DA DA DA DAA DA DDA
DA DA DA OOH DA DA DA
DAA DA DDA DA DA DA

wooyoung
GRRA TA TA TA GRRA TA
TA TA GRRA TA TA TA GR
RA TA TA TA I BRING THE
PAIN LIKE

me
HOL UP IMMA GEEK THE
BIG PARADOX

seonghwa
NARCISSISTIC MY GOD
I LOVE IT SEOROREUL
BICHEUN BAM AREUMDAUN
GGAMAN NUNBIT DEO
BBAJYEO GIPI NAN NEGERO
NEON NEGERO SUM
CHAMGO LOVE DIVE

me
oop hold up fr this time
i'm not geeking the big
paradox

me
eunji woke up and she
won't go back to sleep
if i don't sing to her but
hakkun hates it when i
sing wtf do i do

mingi
take eunji out of the room
and put her to sleep then
come back

seonghwa
is that not what you would
usually do

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