eight - roman looks like a wine drinker

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"Are you still watching." read my TV right in front of me and I rolled my eyes, "Yes of course im still watching." I grumble to myself.

My TV slows as it attempt to load into the next episode before pausing on the loading screen. While waiting I switch to my phone because just like the rest of America, I am screen addict.

"Lily." Roman yells from over in his apartment.

"Hm?" I hum then realize that I had to yell for the sound to travel through the walls. "WHAT?"

"Stop using my god damn wifi."

"Stop trying to use your wifi when I am." I roll my eyes even though he cant see me do it. I genuinely hate stupid people.

"Can I come over." He yelled stupidly.

"No im busy." I yelled back.

"Doing what?"

"Using our WIFI."

"Fuck you."

Whatever. I ignore him as my phone dings confused on who it would be after Roman could just yell it, my mom doesn't text me hate messages anymore since my girls down in hell and Thomas hates me.

I make a confused face as I see my "friends" from high school texting me. I hadn't talked to them in months but I guess among the rich and privilege in New York, it had spread that I was back in town.

Or maybe Haileys just decided to finally give a shit about her friends since her boy of the week Brian's dumped her.

Hailey: Hey mamas! Long time no see, sorry Ive just been so busy with Brian but not anymore. Its ended :(((( need the comfort of my girlies just like the oldiesss. text muh xo!

I think that text just triggered my fight or flight.

Leah : Aw. Aw. My heart is yours tn Hails!!!!!!

Mckenna: Need to see uuuu??? you okay mama!?

Hailey: Noooooooooooo need my girlies <33

Me: Brian had a tiny dick anyway

Mckenna: Ana! Finally you texted us girly.

Hailey: Was sooooooooo worried about you bubs when you didnt come to my 1/4th birthday celebration :(((((((((

Leah: Lets meet up tonight!? Hailey your apartment?

Hailey: Too many memories of Brian ...

Mckenna: Cant host either. House is a mess. My cleaners have been acting weirddddd after I didn't tip them, lol! 

Hailey : not in club moooooodddd :(

Me: damn shame i guess we cant hang tn

Mckenna: Ana!!!!!! How about your place???

These people need punctuation taken away from them.

Hailey: Perf! Ana's at seven :)

No. Fuck no. Please no.

Leah : Hit the club after ?

Hailey : Yas!!!!! Tn plan : Finally get Ana laid ;)

Extra fuck no. My friend just think im on a dry spell or shit not that I have a big ass medusa tattoo on my left hipbone.

I start to panic knowing they wouldn't take a no and my throat starts getting dry.

I cant have sex. I cant do it. Please god.

Hands shaking I instinctively pick up the phone and type out,

me: cant. i have a bf

Its fine Lily. Its okay, just say that hes out of town  and then "break up." in a little bit.

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