What if luz ate the light-light fruit

Lost in languages

We see the living room of the owl house where luz was reading auza book to king while brook was drinking tea listening to her reading.

Luz: Azura Hecate began "Our paths have crossed only in battle But today I stand before you seeking an ally.*Sighs*.

King: Luz you're getting all swoony again.

Luz: I can't help it Azura is able to befriend everyone Even her biggest rival I wish I had that kind of power

Brook head perked up but that sentence coming from luz.

Brook: well I knew someone who was able to befriend their foes in battle.

Luz: you do.

Brook: yohoho indeed luz that someone was luffy.

Luz: oh your old captain.

Brook: yes you see he managed to make allies and friends along his journey by helping and reasoning with them.

Luz: woah how he must've made about a lot of friends.

Brook: you Got that right he saved a princess home island from a corrupt warlord and one time he saved hundreds of people from a evil man with a lightning logia and he even once beat up the man who stole my shadow to which made me join his crew.

Luz: wow so he had that power that amazing.

King: oh come on Rivals are meant to be annihilated not befriended Now keep reading I've been sucked into your awful fandom.

Brook: but king you know that this power could be useful.

Luz: that would be cool to have .Suddenly the door swung open.

Hooty: (Swings the door open)Ding-dong Ding Hoot! Hoot.

King: The book has come to life Burn it.

Luz goes to the door and finds a basket.

Luz: Hmm.

Brook: I wonder what contents lays inside it.poking at it with his cane

Cut to the kitchen.

Luz: Eda, you got a package. It looks like a gift basket.

Eda: Probably an offering Ah Being the most powerful witch in the Boiling Isles has its perks.

Brook: or probably death threats from all the people who you made mad at you.showing multiple notes and letters with death threats in each of them.

King, a bib now tied on, grunts as he pulls a blanket off the top of the basket, revealing a snoring baby bat.

King: (rubbing his paws together)Mm Fresh meat.

Luz: No, not eating that.

Eda: Witches eating babies is so 1693. What is this?

Brook: wait you guys ate what now in 1600s.

King: There's a note (Grabs it)Take care of my child till morning Yi Yi.

Eda: Nope Babies are awful Not happening.

King: "You will be handsomely rewarded. X-O-X-O-X-O-X. Bat Queen."

Eda: Bat Queen?

King pulls a few snails out of the basket. Eda's eyes widen.

Eda: Reward?

Brook: who is she eda.

Luz: Yeah Who's the Bat Queen.

King sniffs the snails.

Eda: She's the wealthiest demon on the Boiling Isles Get in with her and you're set for life (Takes one of the snails)So we keep this thing alive for a few hours and we get paid Pfft Easy.