Harry Potter Oneshots

Pretty Little Liar

*Ron cheats on Hermione and she confronts him about, this one will also probably be rather short, sorry bout that*

I stalk into me and Ron's house, fuming. I caught him cheating on me. I can't believe him! We've been dating for 5 years! 5 years! And he decides to cheat on me. 

I hear him humming in the living room, sitting down to watch a sports match on the telly. I cross my arms. I hope he's ready for a confrontation because that's what he's about to get. 

I stomp across the house into the living room, my heels clicking on the floor as I walk. 

I enter the room and Ron doesn't even turn, transfixed by the screen in front of him. I snatch the remote off the couch and click the telly off. He turns now, annoyed that I've ruined the game for him. 

I smirk, he deserves it the cheating scumbag. I walk around the couch, arms crossed again, to stand in front of the dark TV screen. His angry eyes follow me, trailing down my body until I speak, making his eyes snap back to mine. He seems nervous now, picking up on the pissed off mood I'm in, rightfully. 

"Pretty little liar what you gonna say?" I start, "Tell me that you love me lying to my face." 

"What-" He begins, confused.

I interrupt him, "I know you double crossed me, boy you're such a fake." 

He stares at me offended, "What the hell are you talking about Hermione?" I can tell he's scared now and I'm GLAD. 

"What a shame," I pretend to nonchalently brush dirt off my blouse, "guess my lover was a SNAKE." 

He sputters, knowing he's done, knowing I know the truth. 

"Pack your bags Ronald." I tell him, "You can go live with your mum because I'm keeping this house for now. Don't worry, I'll give you about 1/5 of the profits I make off the house when I sell it, because that's how much your salary pays for it." 

He doesn't even bother arguing, just gets up and does as he's told. Good. I'm smug, but rightfully so in my opinion. 

He quickly packs his things and leaves, slamming the door as he goes, but he doesn't leave without some parting words, "Good riddance you stupid whore. I never wanted you anyways." 

Then he leaves, and I know for sure it was a good thing I learned of his cheating, it was a good thing THAT he cheated, because I would have never wanted to be with someone so despicable. 

Good riddance to you too Ronald Weasley.