They landed straight onto Y/ns bed in her bedroom. The stank of Dumbywhores fart still lingered innthe bright pink bedroom.
But the two love birds didn't mind because they were too focused on doing each other so yeah.
Draco took Y/ns robe off. "Holy Merlins chicken wing secret sause recipe Jesus Christ, woman!" He said as he looked at her ample bosom through her navy blue Bob the Builder bra.
Draco then took his pants off revealing his 1000000000.7 inch long shlong.
" Did it...grow?" Y/n asked, because the last time she saw his hidden armour it was like 1.4 inches long.
"Yeah boi, Merlins Magic Cock Grower, i took it seven times a week every week every month for 2 months and here we go!"
"Nice," and then they do what living beings are wired to do best and it took 6 seconds 👍
A/n: I'm so sorry to all who were anticipating the publishing of this chapter (arya, hi there) but i just can't.
We're going back to the usual cocaine now, horny children.
Also, you guys in the comments are hella funny
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