ballads of heartbreak

idrcabturbf

So sorry to say this babe, cause I know you'll take offense

But I don't really care about your bf

I know he's really nice and I know he's really sweet

I know he makes you laugh and you think he's so funny

But every single word I hear out your mouth

Leads my opinion of him further and further south

It's nothing against him, really I'm sure!!

I'm sure your mother likes him, I'm sure he's not whore!!

And I love you babe, I so very do

And I give credit where credit is due

Your bf did nothing to me!

But every time my phone rings you sing!

He's the one, he's my king!

You don't even look at me :(

You cry when he is unattainable

You call me when he's unavailable

I know what sweater he wore last week

I know what you think of his prime male physique

I know his hair cut appointment is tomorrow

I know you hate his hair and wallow in sorrow

I mentioned something going on in my life

Three minutes later we're back to his eyes

We're back to his kind

A not half bad mind

His wardrobe design

He's fine! He's just fine!!

I'm sorry babe, I know you love him so.

You want to get married, you want to grow.

And I'm not like the others, that much is true

I'll never understand lovers the way that you do.

Maybe if they looked at me like they looked at you

I'd be more understanding to your plight.

But I'm too tired to fight and don't want to advise

For just a little bit, keep him out of my life.

I don't know when it'll end, I don't think it ever does

I might just be crazy, living in the was.