Scenario: Zenitsu is horny and curious
Zenitsu: "Hey. What's your body count?"
Y/N: (Probably near a hundred.)
Zenitsu: "Damn, you must've been pretty lucky."
Zenitsu: 'Lucky bastard, at that.'
Y/N: (Wait, you wanted to know how many women I've slept with?)
Zenitsu: "Y-Yeah?"
Y/N: (Oh. I haven't done that yet.)
Zenitsu: "Th-Then, why'd you say a hundred?"
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*Y/N starts walking away*
Zenitsu: "WHY'D YOU SAY A HUN-"
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