Scenario: We like meat
*Haru sits in a restaurant*
Doma, as a waitress (Yes, skirt and all): "Welcome, sir. Is this your first time?"
Haru: "Uh, yeah. It's my first time."
Doma: "So, how do you like your meat?"
Haru: "Uhm.......I mean, I haven't even ordered yet, but......usually, like, medium rare?"
Doma: "Oh, and I bet you like it THICC, don't you?"
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Haru, sweating a little: "Uhhh....W-What do you mean by that?"
Doma: "Ayyy, don't you worry about that."
Haru: "I mean, I'm kinda worried, man. I didn't even say I wanted a steak-"
Douma: "Who said anything about a steak?"
Haru: "Wh-"
*Looks around the interior*
Haru: "What kind of restaurant is this?"
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Haru: "Hey, man. Where are your pants at-"
Meanwhile, at the coffee shop across the street:
Y/N: (Shinobu, what's your husband doing at the gay sex bar?)
Shinobu: "Wait, what the fuck-"
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