Scenario: Mitsuri and Y/N meet for the first time
Mitsuri: "Oh, I'm sorry, are you sitting here?"
Y/N: (YEAH.)
Mitsuri: "Oh, don't worry, I'll leave!"
Y/N: (THANKS.)
.
Mitsuri: "You want me to stay?"
Y/N: (NO.)
Mitsuri: "Heh, no one ever wants to sit next to me."
Y/N: (ME NEITHER.)
Mitsuri: "W-Well, okay! Thanks!"
Y/N: (OK.)
Mitsuri: "Yeah! I think we do have the same master!"
*Remembers Wolf*
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Y/N: (I DON'T THINK WE DO.)
Mitsuri: "Master Ubuyashiki?"
Y/N: (NOPE.)
Mitsuri: "I know, right? He has the weirdest scar."
Y/N: (I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT MAN IN MY LIFE.)
.
Y/N: (What's on your wrist?)
Mitsuri: "What's on my wrist?"
Y/N: (Y E A H.)
Mitsuri: "Oh, it's a friendship bracelet."
Y/N: (F O R W H O.)
Mitsuri: "Who's the other friend?"
Y/N: (Y E A H.)
Mitsuri: "Oh, I....I don't have one. I made two, so one's for my future friend and I ho-"
Y/N: (THAT'S PATHETIC.)
Mitsuri: "Wanna hang out sometime?"
Y/N: (NO.)
Mitsuri: "Really?"
Y/N: (NO, I DON'T.)
Mitsuri: "I would love that!"
Y/N: (I SAID I'LL PASS!)
Mitsuri: "Oh, well, that's my crow. Thanks for talking to me. I'll see you later."
Y/N: (NO, YOU WON'T. I'LL PROBABLY BE DEAD.)
Man, the loudest words are truly spoken by the most silent of gestures.
But, anyhow, don't let this distract you from the fact that I made Y/N a mute so I could avoid giving him fancy dialogue.
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