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William: Its time to play...who stole the drugs?
Elizabeth: was it me?
Chuck: was it me?
Evan: It was him

Michael: fucking pink faires everywhere


William: I'm not mad I just wanna know. Who broke it?

Lauren: I broke it-

William: No, no you did not. Who broke it??

Evan: W- don't look at me! Look at Michael!

Michael: What?! I didn't break it.

Evan: OH really? then how'd you know it was even broken?????

Michael: cause its sitting right in front of us AND ITS BROKEN

Evan: suspicious...

Michael: No its not!

Chuck:  If it matters, prolly not but, Elizabeth  was the last one to use it

Elizabeth: LIAR i don't even drink that crap

Chuck: Really?? Then what were you doing by the  vase table earlier?!

Elizabeth:  I use the  flowers and put them in my hair, CHUCK! Everyone knows that!!!!

Lauren: Alright lets not fight, I broke it let me pay for it

William: No. Who broke it.

Evan: Y'know....Uncle henry's been really quiet

Henry:  REALLY?! Oh MY GOSH-

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William: I broke it.it shattered in my hand so i punched it


Elizabeth: EVAN! IS THAT A POLICE? IM CALLING THE WEED!

Michael: sneeze I'm so sorry. I'm really sorry. 

Evan: was that your spit? 

Michael: I sneezed by accid- 

Evan: OHHHHHHH MAHHHH GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDD TAKE your spit off me right now please 

Michael: i'm sorry 

Evan: ok, your sorry but can you take it off 

Michael: I'm not touchin- 

Evan: TAKE IT OF


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