1. zuma is poseidons dog
2. zumas family got killed by sharks
3. i HATEDDDDD rocky.
4. wattpad user RenielChaseVMesa loved spamming dares
5. chase could not do his job
6. alex is dead
7. harold drowned and rubble must face murder charges
8. no sense of continuity (LITERALLY CHASE WOULD CONFESS TO SKYE, A CHAPTER LATER HE ASKS HER OUT, THE NEXT CHAPTER SKYE SAYS "i wish he liked me 🥺🥺🥺" BITCH TF ARE YOU ONNNNNNNNN)
9. text language was a BAD idea.
10. miraculous ladybug, friday night funkin, dc, parappa the rapper, ultra's family, me, and nowy are canonical in the book
11. i was not willing to add peoples ships that werent mine
12. i hated rubble????
13. tracker dies
14. carlos hates tracker
15. they can spawn in makeout closets
16. danny has a respawn button
17. "its a family friendly book" says the one who wrote like 20 makeout scenes
18. jake was the normallest person.
19. i kept adding random characters
20. i was inconsistent with the writing styles
21. #justiceforrocky
22. my oc luna was canon for ONE chapter.
23. sylvia...existed
24. juan killed his mom/srs/j
25. i was "Lazy AF"
26. i LOVEDDDD authors notes
27. adding extra hosts was a horrid idea (never again)
28. my brain was imagining the locations in a WEIRD ASS SPOT
29. i loved writing the makeout moaning bullshit
30. there are anvils in the paw patrol closet???????
31. i LOVEDDD the 😂 emoji
32. i was a shit writer
33. somehow the makeout sessions were 7+ hours long (how?????)
34. rocky was forced to take 24 hour baths, stay in the pool for 24 hours, get sprayed with water, go to the waterpark, EVERYONE HATED ROCKYYYY
35. rocky becomes a werepuppy for one chapter
36. everyone was STRAIGHT. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
37. rocky got no bitches
38. i doxxed ultra with the ************ address 💯💯💯
39. 39
40. drag queen ryder 😍
41. ryder would rather play truth or dare than help his dying mom in hawaii
42. sometimes rocky was #based and sometimes he was the most horrible disgusting thing ever. the way i wrote him makes me understand why everyone hates him cause GOD DAMNNNN
43. Authors Note: So, this is probably my only authors note going to be put in the book, but I have a few things to say. First, you may check out my new book, where you ask the PAW Patrol stuff in the comments. Another thing is that I will make the next chapter very long, because my chapters are very short (Cuz I'm lazy AF). Also, a daily reminder to remind you that you are beautiful, sweet, and amazing! Stay strong and have a great day! 😊✨
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truth or dare? (paw patrol) the remaster (paw_patrol_fan_fic)
Fanfictiona remaster of the first one in honor of the horrid shit i wrote in 2020. i just read the entirety of the original with ultra and his cousin juan for hours and we have so much criticism for the old one. if you havent read the first one, you are so v...
