a remaster of the first one in honor of the horrid shit i wrote in 2020.
i just read the entirety of the original with ultra and his cousin juan for hours and we have so much criticism for the old one. if you havent read the first one, you are so v...
Ryder: Oh, hey! Someone replied! We got a truth from Ultraanimates , which asks if we know that we don't exist and that we're here only to entertain little children. What?
Rất tiếc! Hình ảnh này không tuân theo hướng dẫn nội dung. Để tiếp tục đăng tải, vui lòng xóa hoặc tải lên một hình ảnh khác.
Rocky: I...exist. I'm here right now! I exist! We all exist! What is this guy talking about? Chase:...But...how do we know that we are alive? How do we know that this isn't just a simulation? How do we know that we aren't some random 3D models made for a child's own entertainment like he said? Zuma: Dudes, y'all are hurting my brain. Chase:...Think about it. Every single day we go through a mission and a lesson is taught. We go through an endless loop of getting called, helping, and we all end up learning something at the end of the day. Isn't that strange? Marshall: Um...Chase? Chase: The loop makes sense for a children's show. There's a problem, we solve it, and everyone's happy at the end. Skye: Aren't you supposed to be speaking Spanish? Rocky: Let's let him have an existential crisis in peace. Ryder: We may be taking this a little far...NEXT!!!
Ryder [BTW im using older dares that i never did from like 2021 so if the usernames r wrong mb]: This next one is from @sports267 which dares Marshall to skydive with no parachute into a haybale. Marshall: Why are these so crazy? I feel like they're trying to make us go insane? Rocky: Or maybeee you're just scared of heights. Marshall: Hahaa, funny. Skye: I'll go get my helicopter! Marshall should have time to prepare himself mentally. Chase: Qué divertido! (How fun!)
*she gets her epic helicopter or soemthign*
Skye: Okay, Marshall! Hop on! Marshall:...Alrighty then...!
*theyre in rhe sky!*
Skye: Is this a good hight? Marshall: Yeah! Mhm! Not horrified at all! Skye: It's not gonna be that bad, you'll be alright! Marshall: Okay..!! *hesitates for like 20 seconds and jumps woooahhhh*
Marshall: AAAAAGGGGJJJJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---OOF! Oh, sweet ground! I missed you so much!
*everyone laughs caude jes so funny guys*
Ryder: Okay...next! From the same person, "I dare Ryder to test all of the pups at Minecraft and the pup that is the worst at the game has to do an epic water bucket save". I don't think I have enough computers? Chase: Puedes a usar la pantalla grande y podemos usarlo individualmente. (You can use the big screen and we can use it individually.) Ryder:..Uh...someone translate? Zuma: Um. Rubble: Tracker can speak Spanish, right? Ryder: Oh, yeah. Let me text Carlos...hm.
a few minutes laterrrr
Ryder: Okay, he said we can use the big screen and use it individually. Got it.
evryrone like plays minecraft n stuffff and like rubble wad the worst caude hes the youngest or soemtingk
Ryder: Okay, Rubble. You're gonna have to do the MLG water bucket! Rubble: I'm gonna die instantly, hahaha!
