NARRATOR:With only two more Dragon Balls left to find, our heroes, Goku Masaru and Bulma are heading into very dangerous territory as they continue their search. Joining them in their quest is Oolong, the perverse pig who can change his appearance at will.
Our Protagonists Drive down a river in a speed boat
Bulma:It was a good idea to travel down this river. We're making awesome time!
Goku:That's great!
Masaru:But why is Oolong coming with us?
Oolong:I think she's got a thing for me, kid!
Bulma:I thought Oolong's special powers might come in handy. That's why he's coming along.
Oolong:Hey, what do you mean?! Are you tryin' to say I'm not your type?
Bulma:Exactly! I'm looking for tall, dark, and handsome!
Oolong:Just give it time, honey! You'll see, "I'm the man"!
Goku pats his male lower region
Masaru:GOKUUU!!!!
Oolong:Hey, back off kid! I ain't that kinda pig!
Goku:You were right! You are a man!
Masaru punches his brother upside the head
Oolong:Of course I'm a man, you imbecile!
What more do you want? I'll take a polygraph,
give a blood sample, just don't ever do that again!
He punches Goku in the arm
Masaru:Yo touch my brother again ima throw your ass into orbit
Goku:Hey Bulma, how much further?
Bulma:Well, we should almost be there by now.
This map will tell us exactly.
Masaru:We've been driving forever already!
Where in the world are we going??
Bulma:We're going to a place called "Fire Mountain".
Oolong:Fire Mountain?! Are you crazy?! There's no way you're draggin' me anywhere
near that place!
Goku:What's so scary about a mountain?
Oolong:For starters, the place is always on fire, and it's the home of the terrible Ox-King!
Do you understand now?
Masaru:That bad, huh?
Oolong:Mm-hmm.
Bulma:Relax, Oolong. Masaru and Goku are strong enough to take care of some old "ox".
Oolong:I don't know about that. I've heard the Ox-King is the strongest guy in the whole
world! They say he's over ten feet tall and weighs 500 pounds. And he's always on
the prowl for anyone who might try to climb up the mountain to get to his castle. He carries a
giant battle axe, and let me tell you, he knows how to use it too! He's been terrorizing the countryside for years, and they say that if you meet the Ox-King, there's only one thing you can do: Run! 'Cause if he catches you, you'll get
a really "close shave"!
Masaru:You really heard that?
Oolong:Uh-huh!
Goku:Sounds like the guy's not very happy.
Oolong:Exactly! He's radically unhappy!
He leaps into the air and turns into a fish
Oolong:Well, I'm outta here!
He leaps into the water
Masaru:Don't worry Bulma. I'll get him!
Bulma:Careful!
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Dragon Ball Z: The Brothers Tale
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