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accidentally in love started playing in the background somehow...
"don't worry. daddy's home" said wilbur.
dream wrapped his arms around wilbur. he needed a friend's embrace...
"let's say hi to tommy and you can tell me about georg"
"i will, but first: how have things been with YOU!"
"oh you know... i've been working hard in the cult business..."
"WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING EH?", they heard an ANNOUNCEMENT. it was tommy freaking innit.
"we need to talk... you might need to sit down..." stated dream.
they sat down at the rock hard freaking couch!!!!!!!!
"so let me start from the beginning. i met this guy... his name is george and i believe that he is the love of my life. but!!! turns out he has a girlfriend. bad news: she's american"
tommy shook his head in disbelief.
"and then it gets even more complicated... i got drunk because im an alcoholic but anyway i made out with this one guy and he is actually a fucking mafia boss!!!!!!"
"are you sure he's not a news guy?" asked tommy.
"jesus, i know i have a history of those but maybe he's a mafia boss for real!! so now im scared to end things with him..."
"end things?" asked wilbur in confusion.
"yeah, he thinks we're in a committed relationship. and because he's a mafia boss im scared that he'll kill me if i break up with him!"
"shall we test that out?" suggested the annoying brit.
"are you crazy??????????????????????????.................... okay fine"
dream took his phone out of his pocket and started typing...
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"he just randomly changed the subject wtf" said dream.
"maybe he's hiding something" suggested wilbur.
dream's face suddenly changed.
"holy shit guys... you might want to take a look at this..."
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dream showed the texts to his friends. they analized sapnap's words with caution. yeeees.
"DREAM!! can't you see? it's a pattern. HE'S A NEWS GUY!!!!!!!!!!" shouted tommy.
"i was thinking about this one being the lie actually" said dream.
tommy and wilbur looked at each other.
"what?"
"dream you're actually so dumb" said wilbur with a sigh.
a minute has passed and all of a sudden dream's face lit up.
"i was RIGHT!!!!"
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"i don't believe him."
"okay whatever what do I say?!??!"
"wait a second... a british cult?" muttered wilbur.
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"fuck" mumbled dream.
"what?" said tommy.
"he can't take a hint..."
dream showed the texts to the brits.
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"this is your chance!!" claimed wilbur.
tommy nodded with approval.
"im scared that he'll murder me though!!!" dream expressed his concern.
"we'll go with you!!" assured tommy.
dream stood up, suddenly energised.
they exited The Tommy Inn. it
dream sat behind the wheel, while the stupidly tall brits stood in front of him, not knowing what to do.
"get in the car losers" said dream like a true mean girl.
"i guess we'll sit in the trunk luv" declared tommy.
