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Enjoy the chapter!
A Few Minutes Later...
[Asher continues speeding through the dead forest after the two trucks full of Demons who attacked him and Jerry. He's been driving for a few minutes now with no sight of them. Asher scans the forest ahead of him for any signs of the Demons they previously encountered. It's a bit difficult to see past all the dead trees in the distance.]
Asher: (In Head) Still no sight of those guys who attacked us...
[He taps his fingers against the driver's wheel in an impatient fashion.]
Asher: (In Head) Come on... Where did you bastards go...
[Asher stops tapping his fingers against the driver's wheel and raises his left hand to the roof of the truck. He knocks on it rather hard.]
*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
Asher: Hey! Jerry! See anything?
[In the bed of the truck, Jerry is on a knee looking around ahead of them with his pair of binoculars. Seemingly searching for their attackers like Asher. He then lowers his binoculars and looks at their surroundings.]
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Headaches & Hazbins: Book 1: New Kind of Life, New Kind of Hell
FanfictionYa either go up or down... A small-time robber, Asher C. Burns, takes the trip down after he meets his end in an attempt to save his boss from life in prison at Alcatraz. After death, he finds himself in the chaotic hellhole of Pentagram City. Now p...
