CHAPTER 16 - memes. just memes.

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Daisy: Where is he?
George: Who?
Daisy: Alexander.
George: I don't know.
George: Hey, Hazel. Do a favour for me and act like you're dead.
Hazel: I— what—
George: Educational purpose.
Hazel: What— I— Ok..
Hazel: Acts dead
George: ALEXANDER ARCADY HAZEL HAS FAINTED!
Alexander: Appears out of nowhere
Alexander: Where's Hazel? Where's— is this a prank? Oh no, HAZEL!
Daisy: Tries her best not to laugh

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Hazel: Oh no Alexander!
Alexander: Opens his eyes—
Hazel: I think I'll have to give him mouth to mouth.
Alexander: Closes his eyes—
George: Sees Alexander but says nothing
Daisy: Uhm Hazel—
Hazel: Gives mouth to mouth
George: Hazel he's perfectly awake.
Alexander: Opens his eyes and smirks
Hazel: Glares

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George: Okay so—
Daisy: STOP INTERRUPTING ME
George: IM TRYING TO SAY MY SUGGESTION
Daisy: SAY YOUR STUPID SUGGESTION AFTER IM DONE. WHY ARE YOU GONNA TELL US ANYWAY? WE WONT EVEN USE IT.
George: Literal smoke coming out of his ears
Alexander: Surprised because he has never seen George act like that
Hazel: Leaning against Alex because she's scared of what's gonna happen next
Lavinia: Stares. Mouth wide open
Beanie: Holds Kitty
Kitty: Still.

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SPOILERS FOR DSS

Daisy: Me? Falling in love? Never! That would be so un- Honourable - Daisy - Wells - ish of me—
Amina: Re think.
Daisy: My weakness.

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SPOILERS FOR DEATH IN THE SPOTLIGHT

Lysander: No! My Juliet is dead!
Rose: Your Juliet is perfectly alive, my Romeo.
Rose: Winks
Lysander: Runs away

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SPOILERS FOR (THE BOOK) MURDER MOST UNLADYLIKE

Miss Griffin: Why would I ever kill a pupil of mine! What would be so un - Headmistress of me!
Daisy and Hazel: ..
Daisy and Hazel: Remember Verity's Diary—
Miss Griffin: YOURE NEXT

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SPOILERS FOR DEATH IN THE SPOTLIGHT

*Before Daisy and Hazel noticed who the actual murderer was*
Lysander: I might kill my ex.
Daisy: Not the best idea.
Lysander: Her ex best friend's next.
Hazel: How'd I get here?

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SPOILERS FOR ARSENIC FOR TEA

Hazel: I really like Stephen.
*1 week later*
Daisy: HAZEL YOU LIKED A MURDERER!!!!

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