The Saga Of The Evil Twins

Arrogant Enemies

"Major! It's a confirmed entente alliance ship!" Lt. Weiss said

"This is our turf! You empirial pigs!" The radio said

"Major! Mages are coming for us!" Visha said pointing towards the ship

"Look! There's the rest of the entente alliance fleet!" Lt. Weiss said

"Fighting the northern sea fleet." Tanya said looking at the naval battle

Not long when she said that more mages started going airborne from the enemy ship

"Die! You pieces of shit!" the radio said

"Well that's quite rude coming from a man hiding. Why don't you come out, you pussy and fight me like a man! Hand vs Gun!" I said back to the radio

"Why would you give your enemy a gun while you fight with your hands?" Tanya said looking at me with a confused look on her face

It made me crack a smile and said "Who said he was going to have the gun?"

"... Good point." Tanya said cocking her gun

"Major! Enemy mage approaching!" Visha said

"Let's show this bitches what it's like to play with a lion! SOLDIERS WITH ME!" Tanya shouted speeding towards the enemy with us following right behind her

I quickly took aim at one of those entente alliance bastards and pulled the trigger

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"Sir! We have confirmed the enemy mages mana signatures. It's the devil of the rhine and the angel of death along with their mage wing!"

"The devil and the angel..." I said through grinded teeth

"Get all mages available to attack the demon and death! Today we will kill both the demon and angel!"

"Yes Si-"

"Lt. Adam!!!"

"DAMN YOU DEMONS!!!!"

"Sir! It's the angel of death!"

"Kill them all! FOR THE FATHERLAND!"

"FOR THE FATHERLAND!"

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"You hear that boys? The dogs are barking. Let's see if they are all bark and no bite." I said with a smile

"They shouldn't bite the ones who feed them." Lt. Weiss said laughing

"Then let's discipline those mangy mutts and show them their place. Under 6ft!!! Artilery spells cast!" Tanya exclaimed

"Our target, the bitches of the entente alliance!" I said taking aim

"Target, the bitches of the entente alliance!" our men exclaimed

"Ready? FIRE!" Tanya shouted, creating a wave of spells aimed towards our enemy. Killing majority of them

"... They couldn't even hold a bone against Ace." I said

"Damn right." Tanya said

"Hey! Can we kill all the enemy mages then board the ship that returned our call and find the son of a bitch who talked shit?" I said

"I'm with Commander Olivia, Major." Lt. Weiss said getting approval from the rest of the guys

"... I'm fine with that but I think you all need to re learn something... For example when to have a conversation during battle." Tanya said making all of our eyes go wide

I looked around and saw that we were surrounded by enemy mages, who were about to fire at us

"It looks like it's the end for you empirial dogs. FIRE!" The enemy commander said

"Let's continue our talk when we get back but for now dive." Tanya said

"YES COMMANDER!" They shouted, then we all started to go down

I looked back and saw a beautiful explosion of fireworks and enemy mages falling from the sky

"Idiots. Why did they encircle us? With a way to get out, I might add." Tanya said

"Stupid idiots. Friendly fire was on." I said

"Alright, men... And women." Tanya said getting a nod from me amd a giggle from Visha

"Let's go show them what we can really do!" Tanya exclaimed

"LET'S SHOW THOSE KIDS, A SEA OF FLAMES!" I shouted

"YES MA'AM!" the troops shouted readying their guns

"ENGAGE!" Tanya shouted, flying towards the enemy with us following behind her

Looking at the somewhat beautiful scenery of explosions happening in the sky with mages flying through the smoke. Ships trying to sink one another and a whole lot of shouting. Add the rain and the raging seas, now you have something called chaotic beauty

... Well, theres no time like the present... To get me some presents for christmas. Spoils of war here I come