Stuhlinger : So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Misty: We're chopsticks!
Stuhlinger : Well... that's cute!
Stuhlinger : Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Martlon: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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Martlon: Hopefully Russman has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
Russman: Oh, shut up and die Martlon.
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Misty: ARE YOU-
Martlon: Fucking.
Misty: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Martlon: Fucking.
Misty: IDIOT!
Russman: …What was that?
Martlon: Stuhlinger banned Misty from swearing, so I’m helping her out.
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Martlon: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?
Stuhlinger : Exercise more!
Russman: Set yourself on fire.
Misty: There are two kinds of people.
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Call of duty zombies Au Crap (read desc)
Short StoryThis is where I write stories and incorrect quotes the crew of call of duty zombies You can give requests - dares - no NSFW I'll try to include all the crews: Primis, Ultimis, Victis, mobsters, shadow of evil, And more Nice you did read the descrip...
