(Bill Chester, my oc!)
Nikolai : Hey, Bill! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION?
Bill: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Nikolai : Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not.
Bill:
Bill: That’s one way to say it, I guess…
Richtofen : What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along?
Bill: What did you just say-
Richtofen : Foetons! *Laughs*
Bill: Wh-what?
Tank: Hand me the people opener.
Bill: ...
Bill: Pardon?
Tank, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!
Bill, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Tank: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Bill: Knife. It's called a knife.
Bill: I don't want to fight you!
Takeo: I wouldn't want you to fight me either!
(Thsi is only Ultimis)
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Call of duty zombies Au Crap (read desc)
Short StoryThis is where I write stories and incorrect quotes the crew of call of duty zombies You can give requests - dares - no NSFW I'll try to include all the crews: Primis, Ultimis, Victis, mobsters, shadow of evil, And more Nice you did read the descrip...
