welcome, omi. welcome, hamburgZ. welcome, jimothy. welcome, Mechanic. welcome back, chatnoob2. welcome back, TurtleKnight. welcome back, bean. welcome back, saltyNate.
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you are now in jokes collection hell. there is no escape.
good luck and have fun.
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omi: i need a human skull
omi: but please don't ask any questions.
bean:
bean: i can give you a human skull, but please don't ask any questions.
*bean pulls out seven shiny human skulls*
bean: take your pick.
omi:
bean:
omi:
omi: this one's good.
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bean: chatnoob2, it's about time that you learn that not every problem can be solved with a knife.
chatnoob2: well, duh, that's why i carry two!
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TurtleKnight: i don't know who you are remotely, but i need some friendship advice-
Mechanic: shshsh. stop right there. just because i'm friends with bean doesn't mean i know how i did it.
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jimothy: i was arrested because i was too cool.
hamburgZ: charges were dropped due to lack of sufficient evidence.
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jimothy: GO Transit.
jimothy: i love them so fucking much *sob*
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jimothy: are we doing something romantic right now?
bean: i am literally stabbing you.
jimothy: that doesn't answer my question
hamburgZ: nah he simps for GO
jimothy: shUT THE FUCK UP Z
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saltyNate: who is Mechanic
Mechanic: hello i am your average insane middle school boy i am the shortest male you will ever meet that has surpassed the age of two i make stuff and because you all abandoned bean i currently hold the #1 spot in bean's list of male friends hahaaaaa
TurtleKnight: this is why i don't even ask anymore.
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*jimothy and bean conversing in rapid korean*
hamburgZ: they could be swearing for all i know
chatnoob2: nah jimothy's teaching bean about the joseon dynasty.
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chatnoob2: don't worry, i have some knives up my sleeve
omi: don't you mean cards or aces or-
chatnoob2, pulling a karambit out of the arm of her jacket: did i stutter?
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it's midnight where i am and i wrote this because i was bored and wanted to appease my friends with this lovely surprise
none of the new people will ever read this because they are good christian people who don't go on icky places like wattpad
i might actually need to go see a doctor for my sleeping problem oOPs
bye bye
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Randomliterally just wrote this out of boredom to satiate my friends new username translator: itzza is now cart. TurtleKnight will still be TurtleKnight. chatnoob2 is still chatnoob2. simplii is now bean. saltynate = still saltynate no panther new ch...
