because some of the characters in here have not met the new characters, i've written short physical descriptions as well as some personality traits down below:
jimothy: korean male. on the shorter side, but could still be called average height. wears glasses. has a continuous "i will somehow set this building on fire using my bare hands" expression. loves GO Transit. will return to korea within a year. mostly disliked by fellow classmates due to mildly annoying personality.
hamburgZ: caucasian male. on the taller side, yet still shorter than bean. somehow has a slight natural tan and blondish brown hair. might have good looks but is not as sharp as one might think. considered popular. has heavy opinions on food choices.
Mechanic: caucasian male. EXTREMELY short; practically half the size of bean. has an overly mischievous grin. weird and cryptid in a good way. like his nickname suggests, he is a tech, machinery, and innovation guru. brown hair and interesting eyes: green on the outside and amber around the pupils. could be considered "cute".
omi: caucasian female. large brown eyes and pale skin with sharp chin. long brown hair that is ruler straight but goes everywhere and anywhere. shorter than bean; maybe the same size as TurtleKnight? has interest in medical things and has the best straight face i have ever seen.
anyways now that's out of the way let's move on
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cart: who ate my french fries i will F U C K I N G k-
TurtleKnight: i ate them. i'm sorry.
cart: -ill z.
hamburgZ: bruh
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cart: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
TurtleKnight: what if it bites me and it dies?
chatnoob2: then you're poisonous. jesus christ, learn to listen.
TurtleKnight: what if it bites itself and i die?
saltyNate: that's voodoo.
TurtleKnight: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
bean: that's correlation, not causation.
TurtleKnight: what if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
saltyNate: that's kinky.
cart: oh my god.
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TurtleKnight: just be yourself.
cart: 'be myself'? TurtleKnight, i have one day to win tess over. how long did it take before you guys started liking me?
saltyNate: couple weeks.
bean: six months.
chatnoob2: jury's still out.
cart: see, TurtleKnight?
cart: 'be myself'. what kind of garbage advice is that?
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*reactions to being told 'i love you'*
Mechanic: woah there. stop.
bean: oh no.
omi: *cries* i love you too
hamburgZ: sounds fake but okay
chatnoob2: that actually explains a lot-
jimothy: can i get a refund
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Mechanic: you know, i'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
jimothy, drinking toast: why do you say that?
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bean: how petty can you get?
hamburgZ: i mean, i once edited a wikipedia article to win an argument i was wrong about.
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chatnoob2: welcome, fellow idiots
omi: hello, chatnoob2
chatnoob2: no, no, not you, you're not an idiot
omi: you underestimate me.
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chatnoob2: stop buying plastic skeletons for halloween! it's terrible for the environment!
bean: yeah! locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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cart: date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
saltyNate: if anyone, and i mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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hellooooooooooooooo
haha i think i'm dying :,)
enjoy the long chapter.
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Randomliterally just wrote this out of boredom to satiate my friends new username translator: itzza is now cart. TurtleKnight will still be TurtleKnight. chatnoob2 is still chatnoob2. simplii is now bean. saltynate = still saltynate no panther new ch...
