jokes collection :) 3

jokes 6

bean: life is like Mechanic. 

omi: aw, because he's your entire life?

bean: no, because it's cruel and short.

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chatnoob2: oh my god. oh my lord. 

bean: what?

chatnoob2: is that- is that a dress you are wearing? and without pants too?

bean: oh this is just for-

before bean could open their mouth, pictures of bean in a dress had been circulated to all in the jokes collection.

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chatnoob2: haha imagine being an idiot and getting your head stuck in the sink

TurtleKnight: haha yeah imagine

TurtleKnight:

TurtleKnight: w-why are you staring at me like that-

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jimothy: incoming transmission from the big man

jimothy: god says he created everything except me and wants to know what i am

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omi: i can't believe we're stuck in this room together. 

jimothy, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate

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bean: oh, this tea is delicious! where'd you get it from?

hamburgZ: well, i just boiled some gatorade

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saltyNate: 99.9% of everybody i know are idiots

TurtleKnight: yeah, i'm the 1%!

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bean: TurtleKnight, if you're reading this-

Mechanic: can TurtleKnight read?

bean: chatnoob2, if you're reading this to TurtleKnight-

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TurtleKnight: fuck

bean: where did you hear that from

chatnoob2: yeah where the fuck did you hear that from

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bean: how did jimothy get my address

Mechanic: i know your address too

bean: yeah but you're Mechanic. if jimothy knows my address i feel unsafe

Mechanic: hamburgZ knows your address too

bean: holy crap i'm toast

Mechanic:

Mechanic: would you like their addresses-

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hamburgZ: YOU'RE A LIAR AND A CHEAT! 

jimothy: AND YOU'RE A LITTLE BRAT THAT THINKS HE CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING!

hamburgZ: I'M MOVING AND I'M TAKING THE KIDS WITH ME!

saltyNate, holding the monopoly board: maybe we should stop playing.

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bean: we're getting a new person in jokes collection

TurtleKnight: were they stolen?

chatnoob2: new or used?

bean: great answers, you two.

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bean, putting two pieces of bread against chuakip's head: what are you?

chuakip: a sandwich

bean: what kind of sandwich?

chuakip, tearing up: an idiot sandwich-

*bean smacks chuakip*

bean: let's try that again

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bean: everyone, synchronize your watches

chatnoob2: i don't know how to do that

omi: i don't wear a watch

chuakip: time is a construct.

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TurtleKnight: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

saltyNate: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents

TurtleKnight:  If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Mechanic: Actually I did the math, saltyNate  would have $225, not $0.15.

saltyNate: Fam I'm right here....

jimothy: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

omi: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

jimothy: Sorry I only have a dollar

omi: :(

Mechanic: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Person B would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

jimothy: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

hamburgZ: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

saltyNate: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

chatnoob2: Apply juice to what

chuakip: Directly to the forehead

bean: Great chat everyone

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hello hello my lovelies

so half of these i pulled out of the internet and the other half from generator

but they're nice so hurrah

not me adding chuakip by accident after i mistakenly punched in her name into the description and felt pressured to make a chapter with her in it

oOP gotta run