bean: seriously, omi?
omi: what? i just bought a taco.
bean: from the truck that HIT jimothy?
omi: well me starving ain't gonna help him.
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chatnoob2: what do you think chuakip and bean will do for the distraction?
cart: i dunno, yell or throw a rock? that's what i would do-
explosion sounds in the distance, multiple car alarms go off
cart: or they could do that.
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saltyNate, kicks open door looking panicked
bean: what did you do now?
saltyNate: NOBODY DIED
bean: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT
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bean: i'm going to ask you to be respectful here
hamburgZ: i will respectfully decline.
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Mechanic: i need you to be straight with me.
crow, looking around: that is going to be extremely hard for everybody here.
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TurtleKnight: AAAAAAAAAAAA
cart, throwing open door: who? what? why? when? where? how?
TurtleKnight: IT- IT'S A CREATURE
jabob: hi.
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jabob: heeeeeeeellllo.
omi, blushing: hi.
jabob: do you think that strawberries are sentient?
omi:
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jabob does this thing to me where he creeps up behind me and says "hi" in the creepiest voice possible really REALLY close to me. and it always, forever, without fail
scares the living shit out of me.
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bean: welcome to mY INSANITY
omi: hehe
jimothy: welcome to emirates airbus 9380
hamburgZ: do you know the muffin man
Mechanic: father is tired
jabob: the long suffering lab rat
chuakip: problem child #1
chatnoob2: the true debater
TurtleKnight: problem child #2
crow: a MURDER of crows ahahahHahHHHAHAHAHAHHA
cart: <3
saltyNate: can i not play mario in peace
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bean: i am the smartest, wisest person in this group
chatnoob2: is your hand stuck up a vending machine?
bean: i paid for my coffee crisp, i am GETTING my coffee crisp.
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chatnoob2: are you in love with jabob?
omi, blushing: n-no
chatnoob2: then why did you write o + j all over town?
omi, panicking: it stands for orange juice
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omi: jabob looks so handsome and peaceful. i wonder what he's thinkig about.
jabob looking out the window meditatively: *under his breath* wensday. when's day? wed-nes-day. wensday? wed-nes-day...
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crow: if we put hamburgZ and bean into a room together, who would come out crying first?
chuakip: the room.
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bean, opening the door: what are you doing here?
chuakip: running away from all my problems.
bean:
bean: come on in.
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jimothy: i'm just saying, i'm gonna get you next time.
jabob: i'm just saying, i beat you twice.
jimothy: the first time was a tie!
jabob: and the second time?
jimothy:...there were no witnesses the second time.
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cart: where are you going?
saltyNate: to get ice cream or commit a felony, i'll decide on the way there.
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my arms and broken right wrist can take no more, goodbye
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Randomliterally just wrote this out of boredom to satiate my friends new username translator: itzza is now cart. TurtleKnight will still be TurtleKnight. chatnoob2 is still chatnoob2. simplii is now bean. saltynate = still saltynate no panther new ch...
