Bironman: Who the fuck let a goat into the coumpound!?
Captainachillian: Language
Bironman: Sorry honey
Spyderassasin: Holy shit he finally found it
Bironman: What are you talking about?
Witchinscarlet: This is why I joined the avengers
Spyderassasin:We found a goat wandering around near the coumpond, so we let it in. Kate, Yelena, Wanda, and I had a bet on how long it would take you to find it.
Bironman: What?! How long has it been?
Spyderassasin: I dont know, Wanda has been keeping count.
Witchinscarlet: I belive it has been 20 days now.
Bironman: THERE HAS BEEN A GOAT IN MY HOUSE FOR 20 DAYS?!
Spyderassasin: Yea, we all thought you'd find it sooner.
Spyderassasin: But I think I got closest right?
Witchinscarlet: Yes, you guessed 19 days
Spyderassasin: Yay!
Witchinscarlet: You'll get your 80 dollars tonight.
Blackwidow2.0: I guess I overestimated you, Tony Stark.
Leswithabow: Why didn't you guys tell me he was so incompatent?
Bironman: I'm not incompetent!
Witchinscarlet: I once saw you throw Bruce into a fit of rage and hulk out just so hed open a pickle jar for you.
Bironman: Yea! And then he smashed the pickle jar!
Biggreenpanman: :(
Spyderassasin: At which point you sent Thor to the grocery store to get you another one.
Bironman: Yea, and he returned 3 hours later half naked, very drunk, and pickless.
Thunderseesnogender: Ah yes! I remember that night! Met a fellow named Blake. We spent a very blissful hour in the washroom together.
Blackwidow2.0: You then proceded to lock yourself in your room until Steve went out and bought you pickles.
Captainachillian: For some reason seeing Captain America buying pickles was entertaining. They caught it on video and uploaded it. I now have 200k veiws on Youtube.
Bironman: And I thanked him for that!
Leswithabow: And then you called Bruce back to open the jar.
Biggreenpanman: Which I did without hulking out.
Spyderassasin: And then after all of that you revealed you no longer wanted the pickles, and almost started another civil war.
Bironman: Ok fine, I know I can be a lot to put up with somedays, but in the end, you let a goat into my house!
Blackwidow2.0: Oh my god, I understand now.
Blackwidow2.0: He's a CHILD
Bironman: I AM NOT A CHILD
Witchinscarlet: Oh my god, he is!
Spyderassasin: Hey, why dont you go to your room, I got you a new piggy and gerald book.
Bironman: This is unacceptable.
Letbigodsbebigods:
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Blackwidow2.0: I laughed.
Leswithabow: Yelena you almost passed out cackling.
Blackwidow2.0: Yes, as I said, I laughed.
Bironman: What do I have to do to earn some respect around here?
Spyderassasin: For starters, start opening your own pickle jars.
Witchinscarlet, Wait, you make bombs, armor, weapons, and fight crime as the tin man, but you really cant open pickle jars?
Witchinscarlet: This is just sad now.
Bironman: Fine, if I start opening my own pickle jars, will you leave me alone?
Spyderassasin: Hell no.
Bironman: I hate you.
Bironman: OW
Bironman: What the hell!
Spyderassasin: ?
Bironman: A stapler went flying out of nowhere and hit me in the head!
Bironman: WANDA
Witchinscarlet: Oops
Captainachillian: Vision, go check on him.
Agendroid: Ok.
Agendroid: Mr Stark will be alright, just some light bruising and a minor concussion.
Bironman: Wanda I swear-
Spyderassasin: be careful Tony, I am in your room right now.
Bironman: I hate you both right now
Bironman: Ow stop throwing things at me!
Spyderassasin: oops
Witchinscarlet: oops
Bironman: Vision, protect me.
Agendroid: Yes Mr Stark
Letbihodsbebigods: Awww, it was just getting fun😔
Bironman: Ow that wasn't an invitation to try harder!
Witchinscarlet: Aww but it's starting to get fun now.
Spyderassasin: agreed.
Letbigodsbebigods: caught on 4k 😳💀🤓
Blackwidow2.0 Kate and I leave for one second and Tony Stark is getting beat up?
Blackwidow2.0: Oh. I see. You brought this on yourself.
Leswithabow:?
Leswithabow: Ohhhhhh
Blackwidow2.0: New bet, how long will it take for them to realize.
