Spyderasassin: I'm back guys.
Captainachillian: How are you feeling?
Spyderasassin: I'm feeling much better! Wanda has been helping me a lot!
Bironman: Well thats great to hear!
Biggreenpanman: Yea, we've all been worried about you Natasha.
Spyderasassin: I know, I'm sorry.
Wintergaygent: Why are you sorry?
Spyderasassin: I don't know, I just feel like I'm letting everyone down
Captainachillian: Well you're not!
Witchinscarlet: Do you need a hug Natty?
Spyderasassin: Mhm
Spyderasassin: Wanda basically just broke down my door
Spyderasassin: But shes giving me a really nice hug right now 😊
Letbigodsbebigods: Aww that's gay
Spyderasassin: And now shes wrapping her legs around me like a koala
Spyderasassin: I don't think shes letting go any time soon
Witchinscarlet: I'm not 😊
Spyderasassin: Well Iv'e got a Wanda attached to me for the foreseeable future.
Captainachillian: Thats adorable
Captainachillian: Wait, how is Wanda texting us right now?
Witchinscarlet: Magic
Bironman: Wait, did you say she broke down your door?
Spyderasassin: More like tore it off its hinges
Bironman: WHAT?!
bironman: MY DOOR!
spyderasassin: Stop, you're gonna make wanda feel bad
Bironman: SHE SHOULD! SHE TORE MY DOOR OFF ITS FUCKING HINGES!
captainachillian: Language
Witchinscarlet: :(
Spyderasassin: Great, look what you've done you little shit
Spyderasassin: Now I have a sad koala! You little shit, no one upsets my koala!
Captainachillian: Language
Spyderasassin: I swear Tony im gonna pry your kneecaps off.
Bironman: Just like how Wanda pryed my door off its fucking hinges?
Captainachillian: tony just let it go
Witchinscarlet: 😥
Spyderasassin: Wanda, no! Its ok. Its ok. It doesnt matter! Tonys just being a dick ok? You didnt do anything wrong.
Bironman: Im not being a dick, im being reasonable!
Spyderasassin: Alright thats it Tony. Im coming for you.
Captainachillian: Alright guys lets all just calm down.
Witchinscarlet: I dont think Tashies calming down
Witchinscarlet: Wait, whered she get that crowbar from?
Gayndalf: Tony, I think you should probrobly run.
Witchinscarlet: Yea, im pretty sure shes serious.
Witchinscarlet: I am still wrapped around her, and shes not even stumbling
My god shes strong.
Letbigodbebigods: g a y
Bironman: Is this how I die?
Wintergaygent: Not if you run for your fucking life
Captainachillian: Hide tony!
Bironman: WHERE?
Captainachillian: I DONT KNOW! WANDAS WATCHING THE CHAT!
witchinscarlet: I am completely nuetral in this situation.
Biggreenpanman: You are litterally wrapped around her.
Witchinscarlet: Yea, but shes comfy and warm and she smells like roses.
Letbigodbebigods: GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
Captainachillia: Ok, where is Natasha right now?
Witchinscarlet: Like I said I am neutral in this situation, I will not be helping either one of you.
Thunderseesnogender: What is going on here?
Wintergaygent: Natashas back, Wanda went to give her a hug, but angered Tony by ripping her door off its hinges.
Wanda and Natasha were being really gay together until Tony double checked the chat and started yelling at Wanda basically. This made Wanda sad, which made Natasha mad and she began to yell at Tony, who just continued yelling at Wanda. Wanda then got even more sad so now Natasha is going to pry Tonys kneecaps off with a crowbar with Wanda still wrapped around her.
Thunderseesnogender: How did you type that so fast?
Witchinscarlet: My arms are getting tired.
Runningfromthegirls: Wanda, you need to do something.
Witchinscarlet: Fine.
Biwithabow: Ok im following them through the vents, ill tell you guys whats going on.
Biwithabow: Wanda: Tashie, its ok.
Natasha: * No reaction *
Biwithabow: Wanda: Natty my arms are getting tired
Natasha: * no reaction *
Biwithabow: Wanda: please Natasha, youre making me sad.
Natasha: * stops in her tracks *
Biwithabow: Natasha: Im so sorry Wands.
Wanda: Can you sit down? My arms are tired
Biwithabow: Ok so Natasha is now sitting crosslegged on the floor with Wanda nuzzled into her neck.
She looks really happy.
Natasha is stroking her fingers though Wanda's hair as Wanda humms.
This is adorable.
Captainachillian: Thats so CUTE!
biwithabow: Wanda just summoned a blanket around them.
I dont think theyre moving any time soon.
Witchinscarlet: Clint we can both hear you typing. Its very annoying.
