Ninjago Texting

Ships, ships, ships

Chat room- dA nInJa
Jay- heeeyyyyy guyyyyyyyssss...
Kai- what is it now jaaaayyyyy!
Cole- oh no...
Lloyd- s it that time of the week? OH CRAP!
Nya- ****
Kai- gasp 😱 NYA ROSE SMITH I BETTER NOT HEAR THOSE WORDS COME FROM YOUR MOUTH AGAIN!!
Nya- u were just fine with me cussing before, what now?
Kai- I saw a tik tok on how to monitor your 6 year old!
Nya- Ur not a parent, im not six let alone your child!
Jay- CAN WE GET BACK ON TOPIC
Zane- why are you all spamming me? I am trying to help pixal and borg fix vehicles!
Jay- it's important! It's ship o' clock !
Cole- oh man!
Zane- oh dear god I was hoping to avoid this moment I will come to the monastery 🙄
Jay- YAY 😁
Lloyd- damn it I was hoping we could avoid this...
Kai- we are ******* screwed
Nya- HOW COME U GET TO-
Zane- I have reached the monastery come to the living room
Jay- yessir
This is IRL
Jay-so, as you all know every month, not week LLOYD, we do ship o'clock it's when we discuss about good ships or bad ships! Cole and Zane used to be the leaders but ever since moss became a thing Cole decided to not be a leader for the sake of, well that's coles problem lol so now it's me and Zane who are the leaders! Everyone let the ritual begin!
Cole- dramatic much? 😑
Lloyd- yes 😑
Zane- starting off, the ship that started it all, Jaya opinions and ratings?
Jay and Cole-MY FAVORITE 😍
Nya- 💙 I LOVE MY BLUEJAY!!
Kai- 😒 my least favorite
Lloyd-🫤 it's cool 😎
Zane- YES! I really prefer the ship that started it all! It is a very adorable ship!
Jay- next on the list we have PIXANE
Zane, Kai- YASSS KWEEN!!! BEST SHIP EVAH!
Jay, nya- sooooo cute 🥰
Lloyd, Cole- not the best but we could live with it
Zane- aaaannnddd next we have KAILOR!!!
jay,nya- THIS SHIP IS A!AZING!!!!
Kai- MI AMOR 😻 SKYLOR!!!!
Lloyd- I LOVE IT!
Zane- it is very much what I like to call a "flirtationship"
Cole- she gives me noodles, I respect her! But kai is ugly. I kinda ship it 🫤 Jaya is better
Kai- nuh uh and also rude 🤕
Cole- yuh huh
Kai- nuh-
Nya-MOVE OOOONNNN!!
Kai and Cole- 🤐
Jay- next up, we have LLORUMI!!!
Nya-*****
Kai-*********** also nya no swearing!
Jay- swearing is a sign of weak verbal skills so I will call her something else what a son of a biscuit 🤬
Zane- She destroyed all of Ninjago with garmadon, that relationship will be toxic it's a Nono
Cole- I HATE HER!!! She's a Dumb*** *****
Lloyd- 😌 harumi is sooo hot- I mean I Hehe hate her! Yeah can't trust her 😢
Nya- it's ok Lloyd, only love can hurt like that, take ur time
Lloyd- thanks sister from another mister
Cole- that's kinda weird buuuttt... it's fine dude
Kai- I still hate her
Zane- next we have COANI- oh wait this is supposed to take place after season 10 apologies friends let me erase that from your brain... there we go! Moooovvviinggg on we have hmm coke (colexcake)
Jay- perfect match
Lloyd- my OTP
Kai-It's weird but whatever
Zane- HOW DOES ONE MATE WITH FOOD!?
Jay- I'll explain later bud
Cole- YESS CAKE kisses cake MWAH 💋
Nya- 😂 it's also my OTP
Jay- Finally, for the last one, we have a ship that's pretty damn true Landy (Lloydxcandy)
Lloyd- 😍 I WANT CANDY, I WANT CANDY!!!!!! YASSSSS practically makes out with candy
Cole- haha 😂! Lloyd 😂 me with cake= u with candy!
Kai- still kinda weird 🤷‍♀️ 🫤
Nya- 🤭 chuckles I think it's adorable 🥰
Jay- bro it is perfect! Remember when u were a kid and was just like GIMME ALL THE CANDY MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 😂 good times
Zane- yes indeed brother the good times! Also AGAIN HOW DOES ONE MATE WITH FOOD!?
Lloyd- hey hey hey I was just a bratty kid! Can u blame me tho smirks at candy 😏
Jay- OO OO BONOUS MOSSSHIPPING!!
Cole has left the chat
Lloyd has left the chat
Jay- OKOKOKOK GUYS I WAS JOKING-
Zane has brung back Cole and Lloyd and has forbade them from leaving
Cole- awww man how'd u do that?
Zane- magic 🪄
Lloyd- suuurrrreeeeee
The rest of the ninja torment Cole and Lloyd with moss
Both boys die
Nya- ok guys,I think we should stop there u realize it's like 3am right?
Kai- y'all just wanna pull an all-nighter?
Lloyd- I'm down!
Cole- count me in!
Nya- me toooo
Jay- me threeee
Zane- I shall join as well, Jay explain how one mates with food
Jay- they don't, they would if they were people tho
Lloyd- HEYYY I CAN MATE WITH CANDY!?
Cole- I CAN TOO MATE WITH CAKE!?
Zane- that is highly illogical-
Kai-Zane, leave it bud
Nya- hey he's not wrong
Jay- 😂 they're just that single 😂
Lloyd and cole- 😱 UR RIGHT 😩 WAAAHHHHHH (ugly sobbing 😭)
Nya- can we pull the all nighter already?
Jay- MLP marathon?
Cole and lloyd-  MLP!? IVE GOT HAPPY FEET!
Kai- groan 😩 fiiiiiinnnneeeee
Zane- YAYYYY MLP IS THE BEST!!!!!
Cole, lloyd, jay- YAYYYYYYY!!! 😁
Lloyd has left the chat
Cole has left the chat
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Nya has left the chat
Sensei wu has joined the chat
Wu- WHO IS PULLING AN ALL-NIGHTER IN MY MONASTARY!!!!!!??? WHOEVER IT IS GO TO SLEEP!
Wu has been blocked by kai
Wu+Misako has joined (basically Wu in another account)
Wu+misako-hahaha can't trick me that easy also more training for you all, you blocked and disobeyed me that is not ok! Youngsters, really no discipline!
Lloyd has rejoined
Wu+misako- what do u think ur doing Lloyd! Also how'd u get it to say that!? U have to teach nephew one day-
Lloyd- sorry not sorry uncle my power can do ultimate things, also why do u have a crush on my mom? That's beyond creepy man
Wu+misako- HEY I LOVE MISAKO- wait wait wait I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING NONONONONONO IM SORRY LLOYD ILL CHANGE MY NAME PLEASE NOOOOO-
Lloyd has permanently kicked all of wus dumb weird named users
Lloyd has left the chat

Sorry if this was bad or crappy it was the first thing that came to my head when I was bored so I just decided why not? Lol, honestly this one was funny in my opinion but leave your thoughts in the comments! Again it was kinda sloppy, y'all can admit it! I accept constructive criticism! Until next time! Peace Ninjago fan girls or boys or anything in between 🏳️‍⚧️