Sooooo this was a cool, trendy idea, and I kinda have a writers block and am in need of suggestions/ideas! Also If u have any tell me in the comments, and I like keeping up with cool trends old or new so here it is! All quotes yanked from incorrect quote generator, and modified to make them fit the book 😉
Kai- I'd roast y'all, but my mom says not to burn trash
Kai- slo-mo walks out of the room
Nya- he knows our mom never said that right?
Cole- he knows he's not cool rn right?
Lloyd- he knows he's using f****** 2016 burns right?
Jay- who was the burn even for?
Zane- only the FSM knows...
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Lloyd: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
Kai- L-loyd Ru ok?
Jay- he's not he had tons fking hangovers!
Cole- oh damn, that's deep
Nya- am I the only one who's a normal human being and CALLING A THERAPIST!?
Zane- u-uh m-m-ma'am I'm not a human-
Nya- SILENCE DROID!!
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Cole- Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
Lloyd- facts tho! You'd be a bad friend!
Nya-..... but what about me... I'm not-
Kai- WHO CARES!? WHAT ABOUT ME!! AM I A BAD FRIEND!?
Jay- AHHHH OH OK IM AN OK FRIEND
Nya- JAY WHO RU GAY FOR!? WAS IT KAI!? I KNEW GET OVER HERE HAIRGEL!!
Zane- I-it was a joke guys
Lloyd and Cole- that's what it WAS supposed to be!
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Jay: That's greatly offensive to my people.
Lloyd: College dropouts?
Kai- damn..
Jay- oh yeah? SAYS THE ONE WHO SKIPPED HALF THEIR LIFE!!
Kai- DAMMMMNNN!!
Lloyd- YOU WANNA GO BRO?!?! ATLEAST IM STILL SMART ENOUGH TO HAVE A BRAIN AFTER!!
Kai- DAMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN!!!
Jay- OH YEAH-
Zane- Can you all stop? It is three am and why are you texting on the group chat?
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The squad gaming
Lloyd: You can do it Cole!
Lloyd: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.
Cole- IM STILL ALIVE!! IM JUST TRYING TO BEAT THE OGRE IN THE GAME MAN CHILL!
Kai- GUYS LESS TALKING MORE GAMING!! WE HAVE TO DEFEAT THE RED DRAGON!!
Jay- THE FACT WE DID THIS IN THE REAL GAME IS JUST-
Zane- BE QUIETTTTT!!
Nya- GET YALLS HEAD IN THE GAME!! DANG ME AND ZANE ARE THE ONLY ONES FOCUSED!!
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Zane: You spent all our money on THIS??
Jay, putting tiny raincoats on the chickens: They live outside. They need this.
Lloyd- 😭 we're brooookkeeee!!!
Cole, shoving cake in his mouth- ;-;
Kai, having a handful of hairgel- ;-;
Nya- GREAT NOW WE REALLY ARE BROKE!!
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Kai: I got an idea!
Zane: Does it involve breaking the law? Or murdering someone?
Kai: By now don't you think that's a given?
Zane: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Kai: Don't bother.
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Nya: You three, explain right now!
Lloyd:It was Jay.
Cole: It was Jay.
Kai: It was Jay.
Jay:
Jay: ...fiddlesticks
Zane, trying to ease the mood: at least you didn't swear?
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Nya: You know, Kai gives Skylor flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Jay: Okay.
*Later*
Jay: *gives Skylor flowers*
Skylor:???
Jay: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
Kai- WALKER!!!!!
Jay- GOTTA GO!!
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Cole: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Lloyd:
Cole: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Lloyd: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my freaking M&Ms
The rest of the ninja- 😮💨 moss breakup avoided!
Lloyd and Cole- WE'RE NOT TOGETHER!!!!
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Jay:Where are your parents?
Kid!Lloyd: What are parents?
Jay: That's just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Kai has entered the chat
Nya has entered the chat
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Zane, near tears: Please, Jay, I don't speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
Jay:😏 too late Elsa daddy! *starts speaking in meme language only the league of jays can understand*
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Ok! That was fun to do! Just a goofy chapter bc why the heck not 😂 Anyway, I hope y'all liked this! Peace freaks!
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