N-No Homo

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This is a 69th chapter special! Request from @Kathy_Drawz most of my horny readers will like this one 😉

Zane- They say kissing is the language of love, how bout we start a conversation?
Lloyd- a-ayo?
Jay- 😳 Zane who was that meant for?
Zane- she knows who she is 😉 *points to nya*
Nya- ZANE?!? YOU HAVE A GF WTH??
Jay- yeah Zane!
Kai- that's not how u do it nya!
Cole- ur supposed to say n-no homo
Nya- sorry Cole I'm not the anime girls in ur dreams! That's so cringe..
Cole- see watch this nya!
Cole- ey Zane is ur name summer? Because you'll be coming soon if yk what I mean 😏
Kai- he did not.. RIZZLER!!
Zane- N-no homo.. what am I saying- nothing I don't feel!
Pixal has entered the chat
Pixal- Zane's flirtatious switch has been turned on. Please excuse him
Jay- how are you not beating him up?
Pixal- it's more fun to beat you all up at once
Pixal has left the chat
Nya-anyone concerned with what she just-
Lloyd-nope! If we're going for rizz I'll give ya rizz
Zane- hah! Good luck with that!
Lloyd- hey Kai are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm inside you
Kai- N-No- wait! I'm not that stupid I won't say it! N-no homo! Greta I said it ugh!
Nya- I'm out.. there's nothing more stupid than watching boys trying to be rizzlers
Nya has left the chat
Jay- Hey Cole, gimme ur car keys so I can drive you crayzy!
Cole- N-no homo! Sh*t i said it!
Kai-psh u call that rizz? Listen to this
Kai- Zane, your so hot my zipper is falling for you
Zane- 😌 N-no homo Kai daddy
Cole- woahhh bro got to comfy 💀
Zane- zip it Cole! Jay, are you an exam because I've been studying you like crazy 😝
Jay- I-I'm not gonna say it!
Lloyd- Cole are you a bowling ball because I wanna stick my fingers in you 😏
Cole- 😳 no homo, Lloyd I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours
Lloyd- 😳
Zane- DAMNNN!!
Kai- we got some moss rizz!
Jay- #Moss4eva
Kai- hey jay, I lost my keys can I check ur pants?
Jay- hah u wish! 0! Rizz!
Kai- 🙄
Zane- Lloyd, your body is 70% water and I'm thirsty
Lloyd- n-no homo goddammit Zane!
Cole- Kai, Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor
Kai- Great ill meet ya there 😉 nice try no rizz no cap 🧢
Cole- s-shatup 😳
Jay- lava rizz
Lloyd- Jay, Are you an elevator? Because I'll go up and down on you
Jay- no homo! That one deserves it
Zane- Cole, With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.
Cole- credits to u that one was good but not good enough Elsa daddy
Jay- hey I call him that!
Cole- wtv, Lloyd, That's a nice shirt. Can I try it on after I try you?
Lloyd- scoff* with that attempt to flirt the only thing you'll be trying rejection
Kai- damn
Jay- hits different bro
Zane- I SENSE SOMETHING HAS DISTURBED MY SENSORS!! DID ANYONE ELSE FEEL THIS CHANGE?
Jay- aaand our Zane is back
Kai- guess that means rizz war is over
Zane-rizz?
Cole- look up bud
Zane- 😳 I said all that?
Lloyd- yeah! Now who got the W rizz?
Pixal has joined the chat
Pixal- none of you you all are horrible
Nya has joined the chat
Nya- their so weird!
Pixal- wanna kick their butts?
Skylor has joined the chat
Skylor- always!
The ninja have left the chat in fear 😰
Pixal has left the chat
Nya has left the chat
Skylor has left the chat

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