Binns: Today we will be learning about the...
Everybody but Hermione and a few others: *snores loudly*
Binns: Okay, now that that's done, let's party!
Hermione: I'll cast a sleeping spell!
Rhodes: I'll decorate!
Molly: *snores*
Binns: Oh I guess that's one less person.
Daniella: Wai- What? PARTY?! I'll make desserts!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~10 minutes later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Binns: *dancing vigorously* Hermione, you did cast the illusion spell, right? That way anybody who walks in sees me teaching?
Hermione: Oh, dang it! *waves wand and does spell*
Dumbledore: *walks in* Oh Binns, I wish you were my history teacher *chuckles*
Rhodes: Best....Teacher.....EVER!
Daniella: Ikr!
Binns: Now, I still have to teach, but let's do this my way!
Dumbledore: How's that?
Binns: *begins rapping*
First known wizard,
to human kind,
wait-no,
mugglekind!
His name was Merlin,
worked for a king,
but long long ago,
with a wave of his wand,
Merlin pulled a sword out of stone!
They say it was Arthur,
that's a lie,
Cause Merlin was a wizard,
Merlin could fly!
Arthur got fame,
but Arthur was lame!
So Merlin, with his wand and cloak,
Merlin quit speaking with Muggle folk!
Yah! jazz hands!
Everybody listening: *claps loudly*
Binns: Thank you, thank you! 50 points for Hufflepuff, 100 for Gryffindor.
Dumbledore: I see why Hermione loves studying!
Hermione:*blushes*
Binns: Now, let's dance!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~30 minutes later~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Binns: This has been fun, but I'm afraid class is over. We must clean up.
Dumbledore: *waves wand*
*everything dissapears*
Dumbledore: There!
Hermione: I've gotta wake everybody up.
Rhodes: Wait! First we have to sit in our desks and pretend to be bored!
Hermione: *wakes everybody up*
Harry: Wait, what?! Oh.
Binns: And so, we now have Hogwarts. Class dismissed.
Everybody:*Cheers and runs out*
Daniella: If only they knew.
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