Enjoy!
Warning, this will contain cussing. I'm not warning you guys, I'm warning myself. I'm not used to swearing :(
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Pearl: I just ended a four year relationship.
Scott: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Pearl: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Cleo and Martyn fighting from across the room*
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Scar: I made tea.
Grian: I don't want tea.
Scar: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Grian: Then why are you telling me?
Scar: It is a conversation starter.
Grian: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Scar: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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Scar: I CAN'T DO IT!
Grian, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Scar: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Pearl: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Scar:
Scar: I appreciate it,
Scar: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Ren: Scar-
Scar: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Martyn: Scar we gotta-
Scar: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Scar: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Scar, motioning to Cleo: NOT FUCKING THIS-
(The generator just kinda turned Scar feral XD)
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BigB: They stole from me first!
Ren: Mhm.
BigB: Stole my heart...
Joel: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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Etho: *Gets down on one knee*
Joel: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Etho: *Falls over*
Joel: The poison is kicking in.
(Whyyyyy is this so in character for both of them aaaaaahhhhh)
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Pearl: God, give me patience.
Martyn: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Pearl: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Scott: Hey Lizzie...
Lizzie: Yes?
Scott: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Lizzie:
YOU ARE READING
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