Eeeeenjoy!
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Scott: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Martyn: Neither.
Martyn: Because it's twelve.
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Skizz: Can I be frank with you guys?
Impulse: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Tango: Can I still be Tango?
Etho: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Cleo: We need a distraction.
Scar: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Bdubs, whispering: My time has come.
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Grian: If you had to choose between Jimmy and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Joel: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Jimmy: Joel!
Grian: 63 cents.
Joel: I'll take the money.
Jimmy: Joel!!!
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Pearl: Change is inedible.
BigB: Don't you mean inevitable?
Pearl, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Scar: *is killed by Grian*
Grian: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!
Jimmy: Pathetic. One month.
Bdubs: Nah, half a month.
Cleo, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SCAR JUST DIED!
Joel, scratching chin in thought: One week.
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Cleo: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals
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Skizz: You kidnapped Bdubs? That's illegal!
Tango: But Skizz, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Bdubs, or destroying our dreams?
Skizz: Kidnapping Bdubs, Tango!!!
Impulse: Skizz, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Skizz: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Impulse: To work together!
Skizz: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Etho: Skizz, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people
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Joel: Jimmy! My face is on fire!
Jimmy: Joel! Are you ok?!
Joel: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd respond in an emergency.
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