MCYT Oneshots

Empires S1 Incorrect Quotes

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Except some of these quotes are from other books and movies or Pinterest that I have been so fortunate to discover. Enjoy!

Responses to 'We have a problem':

Pix: Let me guess. You caused it?

Pearl: No, you have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps getting into one!

Scott: And it's another Tuesday, what's your point?!

Sausage: If you mean the flaming pillar, that's the solution to last week's problem.

Jimmy: Do I look like Houston to you?!

Joey: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then get out.

Lizzie: You call it a problem, I call it a solution!

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Joel: What's up?

Lizzie: I'm carving a pumpkin! I was thinking about making it look like you!

Joel: Hmmm. Perhaps it is the wrong sort of squash for the task.

Joel: Is there a nearby repository of elegant gourds?

Lizzie: There's an organic co-op on the 23rd...

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Joey: DRUMROLL, PLEASE!

Shelby: Why?

Joey: DRUMROLL PLEASE, and you will find out!

Shelby: Rrrrrrrrrrr~

Joey: Roll your r's, not your eyes!

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Katherine: Gather round, for a tale of TERROR!!!

Katherine: Long ago, a very bad thing happened.

Scott: We need details.

Katherine: How DARE you question my word!

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Jimmy: Did you SEE THAT?! I skipped that rock TWELVE TIMES!!!

Gem: I think we ought to attach an asterisk to that number-

Jimmy: It's not my fault the pond is frozen.

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Gem: Did you know wizards can travel through time?

Lizzie: Nope.

Gem: It's true! I have the astounding ability to cast myself THREE SECONDS INTO THE FUTURE!

Gem: It's a quick and easy spell! It will take me a mere THREE SECONDS to cast!

*mutters absolute nonsense*

Lizzie: So...nothing actually happens?

Gem: Nonsense! Behold all these SPARKLES! These have happened three seconds ago! Well, six now, because I've been talking, but they were in the future when I cast the spell, however-

Lizzie: You're hurting my head. Just leave my empire...

Gem: Understood.

*She flies off*

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Shelby: Scott...I told a lie today.

Scott: To me?