*fWhip and Gem are out camping in the wilderness. They pitch their tent and crawl inside, falling asleep. Some hours later, Gem wakes up to fWhip shaking her.*
fWhip: Gem, Gem look up. What do you see?
Gem: I see billions upon trillions of stationary stars miles apart, making up galaxies upon galaxies in an unending universe.
fWhip:
fWhip: Gem, the tent blew away.
~~~
Jimmy: Lizzie, does the five second rule apply to everything?
Lizzie: It depends.
Jimmy: Like, if I drop my birthday cake into the river and let it float for five seconds, before picking it up and feeding it to the guests-
Lizzie: No, it doesn't apply then. Jimmy-
Jimmy: I told you I didn't give all the kids a cold! I wasn't sick!
~~~
Xornoth: Stay away from me.
Scott: Righto, see you in the empire we share.
Scott: And before that, see you at the feast we're both attending.
Scott: And before that, see you on the five minute ride home.
Xornoth: ...
Xornoth: Fuck it I'm walking.
~~~
Sausage: Peanuts, get your peanuts here! Everyone gets some peanuts.
Sausage: Awww, I'm out of peanuts.
Sausage:
Sausage: Aha!
Sausage: Walnuts, get your walnuts here!
Pearl: You are nuts.
~~~
*on the gc*
3:21am|Joel: OMG GUYS WET TISSUES SLAYYYYY
8:36am|Scott: now what the actual hell happened here-
8:36am|Joel: what can I say, sleep deprived me likes wet tissues.
~~~
fWhip: Wanna see a magic trick?
Jimmy: Wha- sure?
fWhip: Good. ABRACADABRA.
fWhip: *throws tnt at Jimmy*
~~~
Pix: It's time for the water cycle song!
Pix: ACCUMULATION!
Joey:
Joey: ACCUMULATION!
Scott: When in doubt, sing the same fucking lyrics back at the person so they get confused!
~~~
Katherine: You're so tinyyy.
Shelby: I am, what's the problem.
Katherine: Come here my little pocket sized wife.
Shelby: I'm not that small.
Katherine: Denied. I want my pocket wife.
Shelby: And I want a pocket knife.
~~~
Xornoth: I'm going to murder someone-
Sausage: Ooohh, me, me! Pick me!
~~~
Xornoth: Oh, all knowing elder, I come with a question. I've traveled most perilously to get here.
Exor: Hmm?
Xornoth:
Xornoth: I forGOT THE FUCKING QUESTION.
~~~
Joey: I'm gonna drink you.
Xornoth: Don't drink me, I'm a deadly poison.
Joey: I love the taste of poison.
Xornoth:
Xornoth: It is pretty yum.
~~~
Joel: Are you a heat wave? Cuz you're making me blush.
Lizzie: Are you an air conditioner? Cuz you've blown me away.
Jimmy: Are you an enderman? Because I get slightly terrified every time I look you in the eyes-
~~~
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