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Homiesexuals

Ropo and Scott quotes cause they are one of the funniest duos of the little club,  they 100% have a love-hate relansioship ( what would their duo name be???) fruit cake warning ‼️

Ronan: You're right.
Scott: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Ronan: Scott and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Scott: Sentences.
Ronan: Don't interrupt me.

Ronan, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Scott: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

Ronan: I don't do relationships.
Scott: *exists*
Ronan: Shit.

Ronan: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Scott: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Ronan:
Ronan: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Ronan: Is something burning?
Scott: Just my love for you.
Ronan: Scott, the toaster is on fire.

Ronan: Kissing can burns 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;)
Scott: Are saying that I'm fat?
Ronan: No that's not what I meant I-

Ronan: I have a problem
Scott: does it involve me?
Ronan: no, but--
Scott: then suffer in silence

Ronan: This is bothering me.
Scott: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Ronan: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

Ronan: How do I deal with my enemies?
Scott: Kill them
Ronan: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Scott: Kill them only a little?

Ronan: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Scott: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Ronan: No! Four to five seconds!
Scott: Too late!!!

*Ronan and Scott are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Ronan: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Scott, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

Ronan: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Scott: [in the distance] Or murder.

Ronan: Do you think you'd actually notice if someone didn't cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn't Notice It?
Scott: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
Ronan: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I'm glad I could be an inspiration.

Ronan: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Scott: Killed without hesitation.
Ronan: No.

Ronan: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Scott: What?
Ronan: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.

Scott: MAN FUCK YOU TOO.

Ronan: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Scott: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Ronan: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Scott: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Scott: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Ronan: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

Scott, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Ronan: But – that's just a trash can.
Scott: It sure is!

Ronan: So what's for dinner?
Scott, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Scott: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Ronan: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.