Hiiiiiiii i'm back from the dead! (not really but i'm still here). i really wanted to do a holiday special, so why not do halloween?? i'll try to do christmas or new years-
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Ryan: We should all stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It's terrible for the environment
Scuba: yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Scuba: Anyways, who wants to go grave robbing with me?!
Scott and Sharky: Grave robbing! Yay!!!
*Nineties sitcom music starts playing*
Donny: what the FUCK
Jack: Halloween is so stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone your not.
Scott: You're the Inferno Nation Co. leader.
Jack: Die.
Scott: Tried, didn't work.
Jack: What-
Scott: Cheer up, Ryan! It's spooky season
Ryan: Every season is spooky when you're haunted by your life choices.
Scott: Oh.
Scuba: It's a good thing I still have my sexy cat costume from Halloween.
Sharky: I really don't think you were the target audience for that costume.
Scuba: There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.
Scott, using a fake skeleton as a puppet: I have a joke for you.
Ropo: What?
Scott: What is a skeletons' favorite snack?
Ropo: I dunno.
Scott: Go on, guess.
Ropo: Death?
Scott: Nooo~ Go on, guess!
Ropo, chuckling: I dunno!
Scott: Cmon! Guess!
Ropo: *Laughing*
Scott: Why are you laughing!? I haven't told you the punchline yet! What is a skeletons favorite snack?
Ropo: *Still laughing*
Scott: Guess!
Ropo, laughing: You're putting a lot of pressure on me!
Scott: GUESS! FUCK *bangs skeleton against wall* GUESS GODDAMN IT
Ropo: *Laughing harder*
Scott: WHY WONT YOU ANSWER ME?! WHAT IS THE FAVORITE SNACK?!
Ropo: Bones..?
Scott: ...
Scott: NO *bangs the skeleton against the wall a lil too hard* NO ITS NOT THAT
Ropo: *Laughing*
Scott: WHAT IS IT?! WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!
Ropo: *doubling over laughing*
Scott: RIBS. ITS SPARE RIBS. FUCK
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wowzers this is short omg, i would do more but my writer's block is going crazy rn 😭😭
hope you all liked it tho!!! have a good day/night!!!
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