Hm to Manish - yah kya tha bhai..!
Bani - yah Jo tha kya tujhe samajh mein nahin aaya..?
Hm - kya samjhun yaar..!
Manish - isiliye to Bani tujhe UN romantic bolata hai tere se kuchh nahin hoga to chal Ghar chal...
Hm - tum log kya pagal Ho...
Bani - han ham log pagal hai tere Jaise Insan ke sath ghoom rahe hain to pagal hi hua hai na chal Ghar chal...
NEXT DAY...
Haseena POV..
(EVERYDAY KI TARAH PHIR SE MAIN VAHI GAYA AUR IS BAR BHI SEMI HUA VAH LADKI FIR SE AAGE THAPPAD MAAR DETI HAI BUT IS BAR MUJHSE CHUP NAHIN RAHA GAYA)
HM - aapki problem kya hai? (Angry)
GIRL - Tum.
HM - Me ? Maine kya Kiya? Aur Sabse badi baat Ham aapko jante hi nahin hai we are unknown...
Girl - kisne kaha we are unknown!
HM - matlab kya hai aapka!
GIRL - main tumhen bahut acche se jaanti hun...
HM - kaise..
GIRL - you are a stalker..
HM - what .....! (Shock)
GIRL - yes you are a stalker...
(AB MERA GUSSA SATH MEIN AASMAN MEIN THA.)
HM - first of alls I am not a stalker or second you are wrong...
GIRL - I am not wrong..
HM - ek baat boliye mujhe myane kabhi aapko follow Kiya?
Girl - no..
Hm - maine kabhi aapko disturb kiya....?
Girl - no..
Hm - aahhggg ... To fir aap kaise kah sakte hain maine aapko stock Kiya..?
Girl - I thought....
HM - you thought....!! Iska matlab yah nahin ki aap Jo sochenge vahi hoga....(annoying)
Girl - ...............
Hm - aur aap chahie mujhe thappad maar rahi hai aapki family jaanta hai....?
Girl - tum bahut jyada bol rahe ho..
Hm - main bilkul bhi jyada nahin bol rahi hun...
Girl - yes jyada bol rahe ho tumhen koi hak nahin mere Parivar ke bare mein bolane ka...
(Hm like .- What the hell)
Hm - to fir aap kis hak se mujhe aise gift de rahi hai..!
Girl - gift? Maine tumhen gift kab Diya..!
Hm - are pagal Insan main thappad ke bare mein bol raha hun...
Girl - oh achcha..... Ek second tumne mujhe pagal bola?
Hm - because you are...
Girl - tumhari himmat kaise Hui mujhe aise bolane ki (angry )
Hm - Sahi kaha Maine...
Girl - SHUT UP !..
Hm - YOU ........
(Ise pahle main kuchh bol paati dur se ek voice sunai Di)
TUM LOG YAHAN PER KYA KAR RAHE HO!
AUR AISE SARE KE KINARE JHAGAD KYON RAHE HO?
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That's it....
To be continued....
