✯ℤ𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕔 𝕌𝕟𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖✯

Funny but True facts about the Signs~

Pisces, Taurus
{ Guardians of the Wifi }

• watches YouTube 24/7
• a Lil bit gay
• smells really good
• appears to never sleep

Scorpio, Cancer
{ Coed college dorm }

• ugly crier
• very high strung, may have a stress induced heart attack at any time
• wants to live abroad
• sneezes 60 times in a row

Capricorn, Virgo
{ Sexy succulent }

• has amazing handwriting
• cat lady
• reads the newspaper but won't admit it
• grammar nazi

Libra, Leo
{ Starbucks red cup }

• speaks the text slangs
• buys makeup by the truckload
• knows very perfume in existence
• amazing actress

Sagittarius, Aries
{ You meddling kids }

• sends sh!tty snaps at 2 am
• hates gossip but has multiple nemesis
• reads horoscope every day
• is shameless

Gemini, Aquarius
{ Ip banned }

• burns things for fun
• fashion encyclopaedia
• failing every class
• cannot dance ( same )